My New Years resolution

[CipherLock]

Because of the amount of crap I have been posting on this board a majority of my posts have lost their creative lustre.

I hereby commit to a new years resolution to not kill little children.


Thanks fuckers.

 

[onerepmaximum]

This is the best one yet. Hey I forgot to mention in the other thread. Don't leave the Nair on for much longer than 5 minutes.

 

[WODIN]

I thought about "eat more soup" but I've kept one resolution now for 20 years and If I make a resolution I'll break that one.

So I'll keep my streak alive I think.

 

[CipherLock]

So Woody, is this one resolution a secret?

I've been giving thought to how I can really commit to a resolution that will allow me to suffer and strive to be a better person, it is so easy to pick a resolution that means nothing like say Not to eat BBQ'd Goat on the second Tuesday in the month of September.

So I was giving thought to maybe, just maybe commiting to NOT seeing any movie with JLo in it. I don't know if I'll be able to commit solidly on this one, but it's a resolution that will help me be a better person without a doubt.

 

[WODIN]

Cipherlock there are enough clues there to figure it out. Come on show me what your paying mensa for here.

 

[The Ranger]

No potted meat for a year for me...It's a toughy, but I'll just have to sweat it out....heh heh heh


Ranger

 

[CipherLock]

Sorry Woody, my mind is on idle for the next two weeks. I'll have to suffer not knowing until you tell me or when I come back at full force after the Holidays.

BTW - nice location.

 

[WODIN]

Well poopies. The last resolution I made was to never make another new years resolution.

 

[CipherLock]

Well poopies. The last resolution I made was to never make another new years resolution.

I thought you were above that old one, but then again, you're old.

 

[WODIN]

I thought you were above that old one, but then again, you're old.

I invented that one! Why do you think its now old?