My new Biz: outsourced Executioner

[rsnoble]

Been thinkin about all the jobs gettin outsourced to save the feds $ so I am going in to business.

For $25,000.00 I will do the following:

1. Put a bullet in the back of the head of the executee,

2. Clean up the mess,

3. Run the corpse thru a tree eater and spray it in the hog troff,

4. Donate 10% of bacon sales to the United Way.

I am currently making documents to send the governor.

 

[ajtomasi]

fuck cleaning up.

use either hollow point bullets filled with mercury or fiberglass composite bullets, thus making it impossible to trace the bullet back to you, in turn affording you the freedom to leave the body for the local media to photograph and plaster in the papers.

 

[rsnoble]

fuck cleaning up.

use either hollow point bullets filled with mercury or fiberglass composite bullets, thus making it impossible to trace the bullet back to you, in turn affording you the freedom to leave the body for the local media to photograph and plaster in the papers.

No, see the cleaning up part will come from them shitting their pants and staining the chair after I get drunk and play russian roulette with them for 2 or 3 hours with zero loaded chambers or I become bored. Whichever comes first.