My Mid Year Goals...

[WODIN]

We'll half way there.....
What are yours for the rest of the year...Here's mine.

Find a better brand of toilet paper.
Add 5 pounds of lean mass
Learn to kiss ass like bwood.
Win the lottery.
Learn to accessorize.
Figure out the meaning of life.
Look so fine that Arnold will want my autograph
Do that last position in the Kama Sutra
Donate to the Unfunny and Clueless Foundation so that maybe Beastboy and Fudgepacker can learn to be funny.
Get my back waxed.
Find a new tanning place
Achieve enlightenment
Get Fox to carry the Chester_Copperpot - Supersizeme Show (the first openly gay couple on the air!)
Get a pedicure
Learnt to spel.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

The king of the scat thread and silver medalist at the ass olympics talking about who's funny and who's not. That's a hoot.

 

[FreeballinDC]

From that pick that Lumberg posted, you'll need to get more than your back waxed.

 

[WODIN]

This from the Gold Medalist in pole vault insertion.

 

[PatsFan34]

I'm so confussed!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

Get a high level understanding of my kids thought process.
Kick the Vanilla Coke habit or at least switch to Diet.
Get some work done at work.

 

[gettinlarger]

Could have sworn you would have had "Don't die from old age" on that list somewhere.

 

[beastboy]

Be as big as Wodin.....not including his ego.

Sell my business so the table jokes can stop.

Meet Bullit......(so I strangle him with an American flag).

Have success with the diet HG is on....(I've always yearned for the AIDS patient look).

 

[Lumberg]

Get past mutant status--actually that's a this month goal

Get my arms back up to size and recover completely from my accident

Get a cute girlfriend

 

[fistfullofsteel]

grow my penis 3 inches longer. i'll let you know how it turns out.

 

[supersizeme]

who is chester copperpot

i don't mind playing a gay dude on national tv if it means i can pull in the showbiz money. wodin do you mind if i come live with you for a few weeks so that i can study you for my character?