My meeting with...

[Bulldog_10]

Judicial affairs from my school...hooray.

So here's the deal, last week during marathon monday, this cop gave me shit for no reason basically. He saw me walking by with an empty cup, thought it was full of beer, grabbed my arm and told me to pour it out. I told him it was empty and not to touch me...then he got in my face, so I got in his face. Then all his cop buddies got the hardass attitude as well and started messing with me all day. End of story, so I think.

Today I have a meeting with judicial affairs because of it. The judicial affairs guy says that the cop said I was drinking in public (I had an empty cup), he said I told the cops to fuck off on 3 different occasions (I made a conscious decision not to swear at them, so I wouldn't give them a reason to be tough guys), and that I was flexing my muscles and harrassing them.

None of this is true, and I tell this to the guy. So his response is: "Well, do you really think you remember what you did, you said you were drinking all day." So I tell him, hell yeah I remember 100% what happened. And he's like, "do you have a drinking problem? 7 or 8 beers is alot, and you remember everything accurately?"

So I think this guy's gonna side with the cops strictly based on the fact that I was drinking that day. Fuck this shit...I'm outta here in a month and these assholes have to give me shit about drinking on the biggest party day of the year in Boston.

I think I'm gonna go shit on the hood of this guy's car. Think that will help?

 

[ChefWide]

Does his desk have a glass top? Break in, lift up the glass, THEN take a dump. Gently let the glass back down. Put all his desk accessories back where they belong. It might take five minutes, or a month, for him to find where that shit stank is coming from... added bonus:

Forms an unbreakable seal. Only way to move the glass is to shatter it and scrap your poop/glass shards cocktail off his desk with a pallet knife.

Priceless.

 

[Bulldog_10]

Does his desk have a glass top? Break in, lift up the glass, THEN take a dump. Gently let the glass back down. Put all his desk accessories back where they belong. It might take five minutes, or a month, for him to find where that shit stank is coming from... added bonus:

Forms an unbreakable seal. Only way to move the glass is to shatter it and scrap your poop/glass shards cocktail off his desk with a pallet knife.

Priceless.

Man...that sounds like a plan. I'll be back in an hour.

 

[ChefWide]

May I suggest a huge cheat meal of very spicy thai noodles followed by a double expresso and a filterless cigarette?

That should produce the desired consitency and foam-insulation-under-pressure release that you are looking for.

 

[Bulldog_10]

May I suggest a huge cheat meal of very spicy thai noodles followed by a double expresso and a filterless cigarette?

That should produce the desired consitency and foam-insulation-under-pressure release that you are looking for.

Have you done this before?

 

[ChefWide]

Uh... no.

Can you picture being one month from d-day and getting arrested up on a guys desk pinching a loaf?

 

[Bulldog_10]

Uh... no.

Can you picture being one month from d-day and getting arrested up on a guys desk pinching a loaf?

LOL...I don't know if I wanna picture that.

 

[sweed]

I didn;t get shit down at beacon... there were cops allll around us... but when i walked down to copley with my beer in red cup... a lady officer told me to pour it out.... so i did, no problems.

 

[Bulldog_10]

I didn;t get shit down at beacon... there were cops allll around us... but when i walked down to copley with my beer in red cup... a lady officer told me to pour it out.... so i did, no problems.

Yeah...I'm talking campus police. They thought they were hardasses. If I had beer in my cup, I would have gladly poured it out. When the Boston cops came by, we were sitting in out front yard with beers in cups, and they told us to pour them out, and we did. They were like, "we really don't give a shit, just pour these out and go refill them." The Boston cops were cool as hell. Just these tough guy campus rent-a-cops.

 

[sweed]

Ok i ws gonna say... ya fuckin rent a cop campus public safety assholes.... haha the Cops up Park Drive were throwing the football aruond with sum guys. Ya the BP are cool shits

 

[Bulldog_10]

Ok i ws gonna say... ya fuckin rent a cop campus public safety assholes.... haha the Cops up Park Drive were throwing the football aruond with sum guys. Ya the BP are cool shits

Yeah, those were the guys that were cool with us. We had a football too, and they were fuckin around with us. One of them actually threw the ball, hit a car, and the car's alarm went off! The guy just turned his back and pretended he wasn't playing football...kinda funny actually.

It was the guy with like a half beard thing goin on...you see him around that day?

 

[sweed]

Yeah, those were the guys that were cool with us. We had a football too, and they were fuckin around with us. One of them actually threw the ball, hit a car, and the car's alarm went off! The guy just turned his back and pretended he wasn't playing football...kinda funny actually.

It was the guy with like a half beard thing goin on...you see him around that day?

the guy with the half bread thing was the one that hit the car??

haha that is funny shit!! umm.. i really dont remember... but my cousins place is like right there so whenever we came out there were a few guys (cops) standing around.