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Dear Amy,
What's up bee-yotch? I found your address written in the men's room and i thought to myself, "Hmmm, I'm looking for a good time." As I wiped my ass I committed the address to memory.
I remember the first time i saw those wide hips in those tight acid wash jeans on tv. That was the moment I became a man. From then on I was hooked. I started watching you every night. I also caught your show whenever it was on. I'd watch the show with my life-size Jerri doll (somewhat anatomically correct) and often Me and her would just talk for hours afterwards. I'd always talk to her about my feelings, I'd ask her things like why does love have to hurt so much. She'd answer "Love is blind, and horny". It makes no sense but neither does our separation. Two crazy kids like us should be together, it's fate. In a crazy, messed up world like this all we have is each other.
Your name is Amy mine is Jason, those two names go together like peanut butter and jelly, fags and show tunes, handicapped kids and wheelchairs. I have a penis, you have a vagina, do you need anymore proof that we were meant for each other?
Now a little more about me. What do I do in my spare time you may ask? Well i am from Kentucky so there is plenty of plowing to do. I don't live on near or around the farm but I like to practice in case I ever do. What else do I do? It seems like I get molested a lot. It's not that I’m stupid or gullible, its just that i cant say no to candy! I go camping a lot with my uncle Peter. It's weird cause Peter is black but my dad is white. He tell me not to talk about him in front of my Dad, I guess they have a feud going on or something. Peter likes to give me hugs. He hugs me a lot! Sometimes he'll just hug me for 5 minutes straight. Every once in awhile he'll start moving his hips and it makes me uncomfortable but he says its his old injury from the war acting up.
I just saw you on Conan O'brien the other night. It was the episode that had Martha Stewart on it. I hate that bitch too. If she ever tries to run you over with a car I'll get her. And you tell that Conan o'fuckingBrian that if he gets flirty with you again I'll get him too. That tall SOB.
Well I'm sure that after reading this you've already fallen in love with me so I'll leave you to yourself to be smitten.
I wanna do you hard,
Burnboy
What's up bee-yotch? I found your address written in the men's room and i thought to myself, "Hmmm, I'm looking for a good time." As I wiped my ass I committed the address to memory.
I remember the first time i saw those wide hips in those tight acid wash jeans on tv. That was the moment I became a man. From then on I was hooked. I started watching you every night. I also caught your show whenever it was on. I'd watch the show with my life-size Jerri doll (somewhat anatomically correct) and often Me and her would just talk for hours afterwards. I'd always talk to her about my feelings, I'd ask her things like why does love have to hurt so much. She'd answer "Love is blind, and horny". It makes no sense but neither does our separation. Two crazy kids like us should be together, it's fate. In a crazy, messed up world like this all we have is each other.
Your name is Amy mine is Jason, those two names go together like peanut butter and jelly, fags and show tunes, handicapped kids and wheelchairs. I have a penis, you have a vagina, do you need anymore proof that we were meant for each other?
Now a little more about me. What do I do in my spare time you may ask? Well i am from Kentucky so there is plenty of plowing to do. I don't live on near or around the farm but I like to practice in case I ever do. What else do I do? It seems like I get molested a lot. It's not that I’m stupid or gullible, its just that i cant say no to candy! I go camping a lot with my uncle Peter. It's weird cause Peter is black but my dad is white. He tell me not to talk about him in front of my Dad, I guess they have a feud going on or something. Peter likes to give me hugs. He hugs me a lot! Sometimes he'll just hug me for 5 minutes straight. Every once in awhile he'll start moving his hips and it makes me uncomfortable but he says its his old injury from the war acting up.
I just saw you on Conan O'brien the other night. It was the episode that had Martha Stewart on it. I hate that bitch too. If she ever tries to run you over with a car I'll get her. And you tell that Conan o'fuckingBrian that if he gets flirty with you again I'll get him too. That tall SOB.
Well I'm sure that after reading this you've already fallen in love with me so I'll leave you to yourself to be smitten.
I wanna do you hard,
Burnboy
