My last three girlfriends...........

[Golfer18--old]

Everyone of them has gotten pregnant or is pregnant. I don't understand this. They were all great people when I was with them, not that they are bad people for having kids. I am just wondering if they did it on purpose or by accident. They are all 19. Everyone single one of these girls were the kind of girls you like to take home to Mom or Dad. I am just amazed at this. I kinda feel burnt. I really like the last one and now she is pregnant and I could have always went and talked to her and we could have gotten back togethor. I would even say I loved her.

 

[HumorMe]

Yea that's bad but listen to this......

I played golf today and I had birdied 5 holes and was 1 under for the round through 14 holes. I had to leave after the 14th hole because I had to get home because my kids were getting out of school and walking home so I had to be there. One of the best rounds of my life and I had to quit. That sucks! My kids' safety is more important though. I guess there will be other times for good rounds!

 

[Golfer18--old]

Yea that's bad but listen to this......

I played golf today and I had birdied 5 holes and was 1 under for the round through 14 holes. I had to leave after the 14th hole because I had to get home because my kids were getting out of school and walking home so I had to be there. One of the best rounds of my life and I had to quit. That sucks! My kids' safety is more important though. I guess there will be other times for good rounds!

Whats your handicap?

 

[HumorMe]

Whats your handicap?

Lately it has been golf itself!

Seriously though, I just received a handicap from my club and it is a 9. I haven't been able to play much lately because of conflicts and have been struggling but this round, although incomplete, has brought back hope. I usually play to a 6 - 8 handicap.

 

[slickdadd]

lol. that was the most quick, nonchalant, and accepted subject change i've ever seen

 

[HumorMe]

lol. that was the most quick, nonchalant, and accepted subject change i've ever seen

But don't all threads take that turn?

 

[Fonz]

Everyone of them has gotten pregnant or is pregnant. I don't understand this. They were all great people when I was with them, not that they are bad people for having kids. I am just wondering if they did it on purpose or by accident. They are all 19. Everyone single one of these girls were the kind of girls you like to take home to Mom or Dad. I am just amazed at this. I kinda feel burnt. I really like the last one and now she is pregnant and I could have always went and talked to her and we could have gotten back togethor. I would even say I loved her.

LOL.....I've only gone out with 3 women.

Fonz

 

[casavant]

That's a bummer deal man, but at least they're not YOUR kids.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Yeah im an ok Golfer.


Fonz, ten to one, the ones you went out with were fucking keepers. Only one of mine was a keeper the others we good but not keepers. Keepers is a strong word.


Casavatn, your gonna make me soft if you feel sorry for me. Damn right I am happy they are not my kids..........

 

[biteme]

I sincerely hope that I don't have any kids out there that I don't know about. I was pretty wild once upon a time. If I did have a child or 2 or 3 that I don't know about, I would want to do all I could for them.

 

[casavant]

Casavatn, your gonna make me soft if you feel sorry for me. Damn right I am happy they are not my kids..........

A soft Golfer18...that'd be the day. LOL

I live in Arkansas. The first girl in my grade had a baby our sophomore year. She stuck it out and finished high school though, which I have to respect. It was amazing how fast everyone started reproducing and/or getting hitched once we graduated. I'm single and childless at 22, and I swear I'm almost in the minority.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Its impossible for these to be mine.......


3 for 3 is kinda strong......

 

[casavant]

Its impossible for these to be mine.......


3 for 3 is kinda strong......

That would indeed make you one potent SOB.

My pops has nine kids (two from first marriage, seven with my mother). I need to watch out.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I can shoot my load three feet.

 

[casavant]

I can shoot my load three feet.

I can shoot my load farther now that I'm lifting hard again. Maybe my test levels have come up. It sure feels like it anyway. I'm usually lying down when I wack, but I launch it over my shoulder once in a while. That kinda sucks, because then I have to wash my pillow case.

 

[Bullit]

lol. that was the most quick, nonchalant, and accepted subject change i've ever seen

Exactly what I was thinking.

Talk about hijacking a thread.

 

[Longhorn85]

Yea that's bad but listen to this......

I played golf today and I had birdied 5 holes and was 1 under for the round through 14 holes. I had to leave after the 14th hole because I had to get home because my kids were getting out of school and walking home so I had to be there. One of the best rounds of my life and I had to quit. That sucks! My kids' safety is more important though. I guess there will be other times for good rounds!

Hey HumorMe that is nothing. At least you left the golf course with a feeling of success. I played in a tournament with my Army Division last week and totally stunk up the place! I am trying to break in a new driver and I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!

I need to play more often and get to the driving range at least twice a week...

 

[Longhorn85]

Everyone of them has gotten pregnant or is pregnant. I

By the way Golfer, sorry to hear about your girlfriends. I assume you mean they got pregnant by other dudes. Hopefully their lives aren't ruined, they don't get involved in a lousy marriage and they will get back in shape after having kids.

 

[68GT350]

I never see how far my load can fly...I really outta though.

 

[Longhorn85]

lol. that was the most quick, nonchalant, and accepted subject change i've ever seen

Well he is after all, Golfer 18.

 

[bwood]

I can shoot my load farther now that I'm lifting hard again. Maybe my test levels have come up. It sure feels like it anyway. I'm usually lying down when I wack, but I launch it over my shoulder once in a while. That kinda sucks, because then I have to wash my pillow case.

i could have went my whole life without know that cas...

 

[HumorMe]

Hey HumorMe that is nothing. At least you left the golf course with a feeling of success. I played in a tournament with my Army Division last week and totally stunk up the place! I am trying to break in a new driver and I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!

I know all too well that feeling! I played in a tournament this past Monday and between the four of us we had a total of maybe half a golfer! We stunk collectively!