My gym rant.

[Scotsman]

NO it's not about the fuckheads with bad form, or the insurgence of roidmonkeys, or the worthlessness of the cardio bunnies, or the lack of a platform, or even having to wait to use equipment because some fuckhead is hogging it and doing nothing good with it. My complaint is about the creepy fucking massage guy lurking around the gym. Our gym has a massage guy there so if people want one after the workout they can. Problem is the guy just gives me the heebyjeebies, and that I ain't letting some dude oil me up and rub me down. He stalks people around the gym when he isn't massaging someone and it's just not right.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[tinytank]

NO it's not about the fuckheads with bad form, or the insurgence of roidmonkeys, or the worthlessness of the cardio bunnies, or the lack of a platform, or even having to wait to use equipment because some fuckhead is hogging it and doing nothing good with it. My complaint is about the creepy fucking massage guy lurking around the gym. Our gym has a massage guy there so if people want one after the workout they can. Problem is the guy just gives me the heebyjeebies, and that I ain't letting some dude oil me up and rub me down. He stalks people around the gym when he isn't massaging someone and it's just not right.

Cheers,
Scotsman

sounds fucked up. i would act gay , and if he makes a move smash hm over the head with a 20kg weight. seems like the only way to get outta that situation .

 

[Scotsman]

sounds fucked up. i would act gay , and if he makes a move smash hm over the head with a 20kg weight. seems like the only way to get outta that situation .

I usually just give him the evil eye if he starts coming anywhere near me, or just start my next set.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[tinytank]

I usually just give him the evil eye if he starts coming anywhere near me, or just start my next set.

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol... this dude sounds freaky, how big is this guy ? does he look scarey , in a i can do damage kinda way ?

 

[Scotsman]

lol... this dude sounds freaky, how big is this guy ? does he look scarey , in a i can do damage kinda way ?

Probably about 6'1" and 160lbs so no not intimidating physically, just the creepyness factor.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Becoming]

don't lie. you want to hug him. I know it.

 

[Scotsman]

don't lie. you want to hug him. I know it.

If by him you actually mean the girl in your avitar then yes, yes I do.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[tinytank]

Probably about 6'1" and 160lbs so no not intimidating physically, just the creepyness factor.

Cheers,
Scotsman

then do the onlything a scotsman knows how to do best, intimadate him till he dont come to your gym anymore, its not bullying, its more forward and with less menatl after effects. giving him the evils is a start.

 

[Becoming]

If by him you actually mean the girl in your avitar then yes, yes I do.

I got more where that came from

 

[Becoming]

that one was getting old, so I put up a new one just for you...!

 

[Scotsman]

then do the onlything a scotsman knows how to do best, intimadate him till he dont come to your gym anymore, its not bullying, its more forward and with less menatl after effects. giving him the evils is a start.

Problem is he works there, and I don't want to lose my membership, so not a whole lot I can do except for ignore/evil eye tactics.

Becoming- NICE!!!!!!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Becoming]

Becoming- NICE!!!!!!!

she gets excited...

 

[Scotsman]

she gets excited...

Oh yeah I can tell.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[foobar]

You got time to go to the gym? I thought you were working 168 hours per week in BFE N.D.

 

[Gambino]

sounds like ulcasterdropout

 

[HardHat87]

He might like to do young boys

 

[Scotsman]

You got time to go to the gym? I thought you were working 168 hours per week in BFE N.D.

I've been home for three days and two of them were spent at the gym. Now it's off to Texas.

Cheers,
Scotsman