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rsnoble

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Lookin 'round at my skillet full of rarities (as described by some on here) ie "morel mushrooms", a huge bowl of more ready for the crisco, a blaring Harmon Kardon stereo blasting AC/DC, my remodeled house, my $600.00 great dane (Sir Boo Noble) out back, my '69 camaro at the painters, my new Dell computer I paid cash for, maybe it ain't so fucking bad after all!

God fucking the bless the ole USA! Fuck our differences tonight, "Have a Drink on Me!"!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
YOU SHOULD BE SHOT FOR MAKING YOUR DOG STAY OUTSIDE. MY SON IS LAYING RIGHT NEXT TO ME (MY ROTTWEILER).

JUST CURIOUS, WHAT TYPE OF WORK DO YOU DO AND HOW OLD ARE YOU?
 
PAYING CASH FOR SHIT IS GREAT. I QUIT INVOLVING MYSELF IN THE ACTIVITIES THAT PREVIOUSLY ALLOWED ME TO PAY CASH FOR SHIT THOUGH.

GOTTA FINISH SCHOOL THEN GET A JOB.....THEN ITS BACK TO PAYING CASH (FOR SENSIBLE ITEMS ONLY OF COURSE). I'LL BE GETTING RETURNS ON MY MONEY SO PARTING WITH ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF CASH AT ONCE WOULDNT BE SO SMART FOR ME.
 
LOL still, you gotta get rid of the Crisco. esp. if you're acting like your living large, don't cook like you're still in the trailer park.

Ever hear of olive oil? peanut oil? balsamic vinegar?
 
AustinTX said:
LOL still, you gotta get rid of the Crisco. esp. if you're acting like your living large, don't cook like you're still in the trailer park.

Ever hear of olive oil? peanut oil? balsamic vinegar?
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Ya bro, not that you care, but Crisco is laden with Trans fatty Acids.
 
AustinTX said:
LOL still, you gotta get rid of the Crisco. esp. if you're acting like your living large, don't cook like you're still in the trailer park.
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LMAO!!!.......GREEN FOR YOU!!!
 
DCUP

WHY DONT YOU START PUTTING THOSE ALL IN ONE THREAD.....THAT WOULD BE SPIFFY.
 
Dcup,,,,,,,,whers that damn "s'key!!! ...............wereiosusly!!seriously-yeah thtas it! You use to piss me off! now I laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's funny shit!!!

Mr. Austintx----no shit bigun-----------I have had people come over that swear they'll never eat steak again unless I cook it!!! And im from KC!! Olive oil is good where it's needed! "TASTE" is my cullinary skill! Yeah, you may bash it but I guarantee you stick one of these morels in your mouth you'll be lookin 'round your shoulder thinkin 'bout poppin another one! The only reason im using Crisco is because....................get ready boys...................................I'm out of LARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember how good Mickie D's fries were??? That's because before Mrs. VEgie came about they were fried in Lard!!!!! You go ahead and play Mr. healthy-i admit some of it tastes good. But when I sit your ass down to the home grown Angus Porterhouse Rare(around 2lbs), fried potatoes with onions, half a charred onion, corn on the cob stolen from farmer jones, and peanut butter ice cream for desert you will PRAY TO ME! By the way, do you want that steak the original style (salt, and salt only! no fucking steak sauce!) or Cajun style?

Mr. Kayne: I am a "union" sheet metal worker. I can take a flat piece of rusted metal and make an awesome Harley tank out of it. I have plenty of side work. However I need to stay employed to keep my benefits up. The word "union" has everything to do with our political differences. I am not so dumb to realize some of your guys are not so bad!

DCUP__what's next!!!!!!!!!! You bitch! Have a beer! And no mr. whoever, I don't pass up bars!!!!!! That is taboo!!!!!!!!!


KAyne--you keep Mr. Sir Boo Noble in the house for "One" night. It will be the last I promise!!
 
another reason I use crisco-asides from taste! You ever see that commercial where that woman slices up a drumstick exposing the tender juicy white chicken meat!!!?? That was crisco all the way baby!! No Olive oil

ANother rsnoble famous recipe(with hungover raft riders): Me famous fried morels with pancakes all drenched with mrs. Butterworth! You will submit!
 
rsnoble said:
KAyne--you keep Mr. Sir Boo Noble in the house for "One" night. It will be the last I promise!!
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THATS WHY WHEN YOU GOT HIM AS PUPPY, YOU SHOULD HAVE HOUSE TRAINED HIM. I COULDNT IMAGINE KEEPING MY SON OUTSIDE.
 
rsnoble said:
Damn DC, I can't keep up with you. My sides are hurting. Stop please!!
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I always try to be prepared! But it just sort of happened! I will admit that the laughing I caused for myself just sort of inspired me more, untill I up chucked some Protein Powder!
 
AustinTX said:


Damn, I'm gonna have to hit 20 ho's before I can hit you again. those links are all great.

I knew there had to be something useful for old toilet seats :)
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When your on it's best just to go with it full force! I put off sleep tonight to do that, now I f-ed cause once I get to a certain hour no matter how hard I try no sleep for me!
 
rsnoble said:
another reason I use crisco-asides from taste! You ever see that commercial where that woman slices up a drumstick exposing the tender juicy white chicken meat!!!?? That was crisco all the way baby!! No Olive oil

ANother rsnoble famous recipe(with hungover raft riders): Me famous fried morels with pancakes all drenched with mrs. Butterworth! You will submit!
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LOL, gotta admit you have a passion for the CRISCO!

BTW, you don't deep fry in olive oil, it will burn, you saute in it. You can deep fry in peanut oil, etc. But with those giant tubs of lard and crisco in your pantry, guess you won't be bothering with that :)

I will admit that the McD's lard fried fries were yummy.
 
Hey...I'm in some of those pics...Damn rsnoble....Fuck me running....That sounds simply...Yummy-Lish-Us....Rock on my Union Brotha!!!!

Ranger
 
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