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My GF slit her wrists

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You sick bastard! I think she missed her target though...I wouldn't sleep too soundly from now on....and keep the light on! By the way... do you own any pet rabbits
 
skull did you ever end up getting that operator job you applied for at the suicide hotline center. how did that turn out
 
Has anyone ever told you that when you talk your mouth looks alot like a soiled up asshole attempting to push the final hunk of feces from its man mustard marinade? Its like a stretching sphincter, glistening with stinking shit juice and doubling as your lip gloss.
Ever heard that before?
 
So you cheated on your gf and she slit her wrists. And you are happy about this? What the fuck is the matter with you?
 
supersizeme said:
skull did you ever end up getting that operator job you applied for at the suicide hotline center. how did that turn out

sure did man, after i read that book survivor i was inspired like a mofo, i also kidnapped black children and dressed them in plaid
 
havoc said:
Has anyone ever told you that when you talk your mouth looks alot like a soiled up asshole attempting to push the final hunk of feces from its man mustard marinade? Its like a stretching sphincter, glistening with stinking shit juice and doubling as your lip gloss.
Ever heard that before?

Has anyone ever told you, your excessive misuse of lexicons and metaphors are just gay.
 
davidg said:
Out of curiosity, how difficult is it to type when your helmet falls off?

you're making fun of that retarded guy that types with a helmet and a dildo protruding from it? now, we all cross the line sometimes but that is definitely taboo... where is george(in his secret lab poision triple threat with carbs??!?)
 
I hope this post was a joke, cause if it isnt then that is a damn shame.
 
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