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slat1
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I met up with my old roommate.
He lives in VA now.
He was two hours away from my house on business.
We decided to go to a strip club.
We just sat at the bar and caught up on things.
Shot girls kept asking us to buy shots. Finally, I bought some. Then he did.
We kept the girls laughing. They bought us some.
The bartender then started buying us drinks too.
The last time I drank was in January.
One of the strippers asked me to take a walk with her... okay.
She just asked me a bunch of questions then said she wanted to dance for me privately. Sounds good. I am drunk in a strip club.
The dance was pretty good. She took her knee and violently jammed it in my groin! LOL. When it was over she grabbed my junk and started kissing me!
I got her to stop without making her feel bad (thats how I remember it anyway).
Long story short when I got back to the hotel the girl called me. She said she wanted sex and was bringing a friend!
Apparently, she got my number from someone there.
I am really into someone and could not do it.
So, like a jack ass I start txting the person I am into at 3am!!!!!
Why god... why do you let guys do things like that?
Not sure what she thinks of me now. She is fully aware of my retardedness though.
Pray for me people. I passed up a three way.
I have morals I guess
He lives in VA now.
He was two hours away from my house on business.
We decided to go to a strip club.
We just sat at the bar and caught up on things.
Shot girls kept asking us to buy shots. Finally, I bought some. Then he did.
We kept the girls laughing. They bought us some.
The bartender then started buying us drinks too.
The last time I drank was in January.
One of the strippers asked me to take a walk with her... okay.
She just asked me a bunch of questions then said she wanted to dance for me privately. Sounds good. I am drunk in a strip club.
The dance was pretty good. She took her knee and violently jammed it in my groin! LOL. When it was over she grabbed my junk and started kissing me!
I got her to stop without making her feel bad (thats how I remember it anyway).
Long story short when I got back to the hotel the girl called me. She said she wanted sex and was bringing a friend!
Apparently, she got my number from someone there.
I am really into someone and could not do it.
So, like a jack ass I start txting the person I am into at 3am!!!!!
Why god... why do you let guys do things like that?
Not sure what she thinks of me now. She is fully aware of my retardedness though.
Pray for me people. I passed up a three way.
I have morals I guess
