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My Ferrets.
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Buddy_Christ
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you have 4 of those streched rats? why?
j/k
j/k
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Code
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Remind me not to venture near your house.
Even when properly descented, them bitches stink like a nasty hoe's musky chooch.
Even when properly descented, them bitches stink like a nasty hoe's musky chooch.
PIGEON-RAT
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how dare you change your avatron
How much a ferret smells is based on 2 factors-- how often the owner cleans and how often they get a bath. If you wash a ferret (even a descented one) more than 1-2 times a year it overproduces oil and smells icky.
Hali (Alkyl Halide) and Sigma (Sigma Bonding) are 4 years old. Bisco (RUBISCO or ribulose 1,5- bisphosphate carboxylase oxygenase...which is an enzyme in photosynthesis) is older than 4. She's a ratty looking 1.5 critter I rescued from a shelter. Buckshot (bf said no more science names) is a lingerie thief. Bucky is especially fond of bras so most of the time there is a stash of them under my tv.
Hali (Alkyl Halide) and Sigma (Sigma Bonding) are 4 years old. Bisco (RUBISCO or ribulose 1,5- bisphosphate carboxylase oxygenase...which is an enzyme in photosynthesis) is older than 4. She's a ratty looking 1.5 critter I rescued from a shelter. Buckshot (bf said no more science names) is a lingerie thief. Bucky is especially fond of bras so most of the time there is a stash of them under my tv.
NorthNPrincess
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I think they are cute! I bet they're a hand full!
NorthNPrincess said:
Hali taught everyone else how to get all of my sliding closet doors open and how to open cupboards and drawers. She's the smart one who teaches everyone else to be bad.
The other thing they do is pile laundry up to make a step to get onto chairs, into the trash, etc. They're bad little animals. I love the challenge!
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Code
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Watching Beastmaster and thinking that not only do they look cool, but living the life of a wandering barbarian thief is hip.
Dial_tone said:
PIGEON-RAT
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Code said:
you ever see beastmaster 2?
that was some good shit
Awwww They're just little guys!!!! I remember when I was at that stage. Piling shit up and collecting panties, eating processed human flesh through a skin graft generator. Miss those days!! To be young again!!
Buddy_Christ
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who says those days have to end beast? you must be getting soft on us.
crak600 said:
Testosterone boy
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Ah...ferrets are cute as the dickens. I love animals....'cept them two legged critters.
Testosterone boy said:
Some of em even have 3 legs if ya count the one in the middle
Buddy_Christ
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WalkingBeast said:
i've never quite thought of it that way....
...and don't think i wanted to either.
crak600 said:
Buddy_Christ
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ok, lemme explain this for you. i've never thought of counting dicks as legs, and never really wanted to.
does that clarify it?
does that clarify it?
Fuckles.........
crak600 said:
Buddy_Christ
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how in the fuck can you still be confused?
listen man, using a sock to jerk off in doesn't qualify your dick as being a foot, therefore it is not a leg and can not be counted as such.
listen man, using a sock to jerk off in doesn't qualify your dick as being a foot, therefore it is not a leg and can not be counted as such.
crak600 said:
Honorable discharge my ass!!!!!!!! You friggen animal you!!!!!!
Buddy_Christ
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it's an honorable discharge every time i jerk off. anything wrong with that?
crak600 said:
Friggen ANIMAL!!!!!!!
Buddy_Christ
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WalkingBeast said:
not recently. i've moved on from sheep to women. you should try it, it's much better.
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alien amp pharm
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Full size....
crak600 said:
coldblue1955
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can i have one. I'll take great care of him.Raina said:These are my babies.
If anyone wants to make them full-size feel free.
They all get much lighter in color in the winter and put on 1/3 more body weight.
Why did I want them? Well my ex bf got 2 of them for me because he'd always wanted them but when we split up I took all of them because we didn't think they should be split up. Now I love having them because they crack me up.
Why did I want them? Well my ex bf got 2 of them for me because he'd always wanted them but when we split up I took all of them because we didn't think they should be split up. Now I love having them because they crack me up.
Buddy_Christ
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friends had 4 of them. they had a cage built in the basement that you could sit 4 people in with room to spare. the cage had all sorts of stuff in it for the ferrets to play with, as well as lots of 6" flexible tubing all over the place. was fun as hell to get f'ed up and sit in there to watch them play.
Mine live in a 3 level custom built oak cabinet with ramps between levels. We change the linoleum tile through the kennel every 6 months or so and change the carpet too. They run around 2-6 hours a day depending on what we're up to. I'm not keen on leaving them loose when I'm not home as they always end up in the kitchen cupboards and then into the silverware drawed. No thanks.
They're not allowed in the bedrooms or bathroom though. They're a riot to watch. I always equate them to being similar to a kitten in that they're always playing and running around but they're not all that cuddly.
They're not allowed in the bedrooms or bathroom though. They're a riot to watch. I always equate them to being similar to a kitten in that they're always playing and running around but they're not all that cuddly.
