My favorite blonde joke....

[jenscats5]

Why don't blondes use vibrators?????







It chips their teeth!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[tiger88]

Why don't blondes use vibrators?????







It chips their teeth!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL that was goocd

 

[gonelifting]

How can you tell a blonde has been using a computer?











































White Out on the screen.

 

[jenscats5]

What's a blonde's mating call?? I'm drunk!

 

[gonelifting]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=255908&highlight=elevator

 

[jenscats5]

Speaking of elevators....

A blonde gets on an elevator & smiles at the man there & says TGIF! He looks at her & says SHIT. She looks puzzled & says TGIF, he responds with SHIT. She says TGIF, you know Thank God It's Friday? He responds, SHIT, Sorry, Honey It's Thursday.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

She's got a tampon stuck behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.






What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.

 

[XBiker]

What do you say to a blonde with two black eyes?






























Nothing, you already told that bitch twice!

 

[jenscats5]

Three blondes are on a deserted island and one day they come across a genie lamp. They rub it and the genie comes out and offers each of them 1 wish.

The 1st blonde says she wants off the island, so the genie turns her into a redhead, she builds a raft & sails away. The second blonde also wishes off the island. So the genie turns her into a brunette who builds a boat & sails off the island.

The genie then asks the 3rd blonde what her wish is. She says well I'm smarter then those two but I still want off this island! So, the genie turns her into a man & he walks across the bridge to freedom..........

 

[JohnnyMolson]

Great jokes!

 

[WarriorPL]

lol very good!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I f I was a natural blonde I might take offence to this but since I am not it is funny as hell.

 

[Code]

You forgot the "If you were really a female" part too.

I f I was a natural blonde I might take offence to this but since I am not it is funny as hell.

 

[jenscats5]

Thank you thank you...... I'll be here all week........

I am a blonde, so I can say these jokes.......LOL

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You forgot the "If you were really a female" part too.

Oh god Seashell said this would start eventually. I am all woman thank you very much!

 

[Seashell]

Oh god Seashell said this would start eventually. I am all woman thank you very much!

Hehehe, see? So predictable.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

what did the blonde say when she looked into her bowl of cheerios?


"oh how cute, donut seeds"