I don't think this is a laughing matter...seriously. After some wise investments, beastboy could, after about five years, have cleared an easy $8 on his initial $12. That's like four fewer blowjobs he'd have to do on weekends.
I'm betting that BeastBoy read my thread 'Tween the Sheets on how to give a proper deep throat...Could explain why he's sooo busy and NOT responding....