My Dads X-mas Meal!

[DcupSheepNipples]

MY DAD LIKES TOO COOK AND HE SAID WE WERE HAVING A X-MAS FEAST! "HOGJOWELS AND CHITLENS FRIED JUST FINE, ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS ALL IN A LINE. WHISKEY AND SOURMASH FROM JOE BOBS STILL. BETTER HAVE A STRONG STOMACH IF YOU WANT TO DRINK THAT SWILL HE SAID. CORN ON THE COB SMOTHERED IN BUTTER, AND FRESH MILK, DRAINED FROM A BUFFALO UDDER. CHOKECHERRY BRANDY, IT MAKES YOU SCREAM, MAKES YOU JUMP, AND SQUIRREL BRAINS SMOKED IN A HICKORY STUMP." NEEDLESS TO SAY I ATE AT THE LOCAL CHINESE BUFFET! I'M SICK OF HIS HILLBILLY MEALS! NEXT YEAR I'M STAYING AWAY FROM THE KIN FOLK AT THEIR X-MAS MEAL SHINDIG!

 

[ALY]

DO YOU MIND IF I ASK WHERE YOU ARE FROM?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

DO YOU MIND IF I ASK WHERE YOU ARE FROM?

STALKER! Must be another one of those Al-Qaida Mega Mass 4000 Post Stalkers! I need a MOD DAISY CUTTER DAMMIT!

 

[ALY]

YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY!

Yes, that may or may not be true! But I can always blame the roids for that! However that fact remains you post stalked me! And now you are posting emotional disturbing words! I feel threatened!

So my friend take this test and cure your insanity!

http://funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/

If that does not cure you write schtick on a piece of paper 100 times roll it up and shove it up your ass! Hopefully this will cure you and the newbie demons will leave your body! Ahmen!

 

[gotmilk]

He grew up in South Boston, Virginia. He's best buddies with Jeff and Ward Burton. That's why D-Cup has a NASCAR sticker on his bumper of his Geo Storm.

Sorry to hear about the X-Mas misgivings. At least your Aunt Bette didn't pop out her fake teeth and start dancing on the table.