My bitch is sooo stupid ...

PICK3 · Jul 2, 2008

she sits on top of the TV and watches the couch

She's soooooooo fat ...
evertime I get on top of her, my ears pop

bw1 · Jul 2, 2008

lol @ "she"

EarthRider · Jul 2, 2008

what are u talkin about

PICK3 · Jul 2, 2008

balboa29 said:
what are u talkin about

Ummmh ... my bitch

dabuffguy · Jul 2, 2008

He's so fat, he fills up the tub, and then turns the water on.

Is your bitch's name Str8Jake per chance?

curvymommy · Jul 2, 2008

You have a real dog that is a girl?

I'm lost. I better go to bed.

Razorguns · Jul 2, 2008

lol

r

ponyfitness · Jul 2, 2008

Your momma is soooo fat....

Every time she wears a red dress kids follow her around yelling "Kool Aid Man! Kool Aid Man!"

hog#head#cheese · Jul 2, 2008

after sex he rolls over and smokes a turkey

Bikini Mod · Jul 2, 2008

hog#head#cheese said:
after sex he rolls over and smokes a turkey

^^ That was just plain wrong! :lmao:

Captain FT · Jul 2, 2008

bw1 said:
lol @ "she"

some are referred to as "she's"

PICK3 · Jul 2, 2008

curvymommy said:
You have a real dog that is a girl?

wtf???

SpyWizard · Jul 2, 2008

PICK3 said:
she sits on top of the TV and watches the couch

She's soooooooo fat ...
evertime I get on top of her, my ears pop