My beef with phones

[Nathan]

They should make a fully functional PHONE out of BEEF. Wild. Anyways, why the fuck do they call them "touch-tone" phones? I mean, you aren't touching a tone, and if you are you're doing something wrong and frankly I don't see how you could even be obeying the physical laws of this universe. And that makes me mad, when people ignore the laws of physics. Who the fuck do you think you are, I always say. No answer ever comes back either cause you need physics to be able to hear sound, which is stupid and entirely illogical. So, that's one and several reasons right there to passionately despise the communications industry. Furthermore, what the hell is up with cell phones and satellites? Frankly, if you can't afford your own damn satellite, I don't think you should be allowed to have a cell phone either. Don't ask me to explain my logic there because not only is it flawless, it's also without reason. So fuck phones and fuck you too.

 

[PoyeBoy]

dude, phones are A okay in my book

 

[Nathan]

nathan is mad because no one ever phones him.

Look pal, I don't know who you think are but....I'm not wearing any pants.

 

[Bullit]

I ate a roast beef that was made of phones.
The gravy was good, but overall it sucked.

 

[vixenbabe]

Hold while I connect your call...One Ringy Dingy...Two Ringy Dingy....

 

[the nature boy]

phones would be cool if they were made of beef.

 

[gymrat]

nathan is mad because no one ever phones him.

 

[vixenbabe]

Gymrat...Nat's only allowed calls on Friday's after his meds....

 

[Nathan]

Gymrat...Nat's only allowed calls on Friday's after his meds....

I self medicate now thanks very much.

 

[Nathan]

Take another one of thoe lil purple pills.....I like ya better when you have an extra 50 mg's in your system.

Alright, I will. So you like me weird then huh? Well, weird I can do. It's normal I sometime shave trouble with.

 

[vixenbabe]

I self medicate now thanks very much.

Take another one of thoe lil purple pills.....I like ya better when you have an extra 50 mg's in your system.

 

[vixenbabe]

Alright, I will. So you like me weird then huh? Well, weird I can do. It's normal I sometime shave trouble with.

You may want to drop another one of the pink pills...Your words are running 2-gether-... "SHAVE TROUBLE"?

Dear God..put down the straight blade DOWN now, hun! The last time this happened you shaved those silly smiley faces in your pubes....