my avacados arent ripe enough

[p0ink]

dammit, i want to make some god damn guacamole, but i cant.

kill me.

 

[PICK3]

How's your gerbil?

 

[p0ink]

sifting through several miles of intestines, probably.

 

[PICK3]

sifting through several miles of intestines, probably.

cool!

 

[heatherrae]

dammit, i want to make some god damn guacamole, but i cant.

kill me.

Put them in a brown paper bag with a piece of ripe fruit. They will ripen very quickly that way overnight. Ripe fruit lets off ethylene, which ripens other fruit.

 

[p0ink]

Put them in a brown paper bag with a piece of ripe fruit. They will ripen very quickly that way overnight. Ripe fruit lets off ethylene, which ripens other fruit.

i knew it had something to do with a brown bag, but i forgot what the trick was.

i thought you put a sock or a squirrel in there...something like that.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Put them in a brown paper bag with a piece of ripe fruit. They will ripen very quickly that way overnight. Ripe fruit lets off ethylene, which ripens other fruit.

you wise little woman you...
Btw, you should have put some thing in here stating that it only works on fruit..PickE is now going to get a male "friend" to come over.Then he will lay nude with this "friend" and stick both of their pricks in a paper bag in hopes that his will "ripen" and mature some more...

 

[heatherrae]

i knew it had something to do with a brown bag, but i forgot what the trick was.

i thought you put a sock or a squirrel in there...something like that.

nah, squirrel would eat the fruit and then poop in the bag and the socks would just give you smelly unripe avocados...lol.

 

[Cutiebaby]

hey pick3 I know you will search your name so I posted your true name so you can see my post. Hopefully it wont be too late by the time you see it. I would hate for you to sit in a paper bag for nothing.

 

[heatherrae]

you wise little woman you...
Btw, you should have put some thing in here stating that it only works on fruit..PickE is now going to get a male "friend" to come over.Then he will lay nude with this "friend" and stick both of their pricks in a paper bag in hopes that his will "ripen" and mature some more...

 

[pdaddy]

dammit, i want to make some god damn guacamole, but i cant.

kill me.

Put them in a paper bag with rotton fruit and the avacados will be ripe in the matter of hours. Trick I learned from working with women all day.

 

[PICK3]

hey pick3 I know you will search your name so I posted your true name so you can see my post. Hopefully it wont be too late by the time you see it. I would hate for you to sit in a paper bag for nothing.

what the ...

 

[heatherrae]

really love your peaches
wanna shake your tree...


Don't know why, but saw this thread and now can't get that line out of my head

 

[jh1]

I steamed slices of avacado one time in a pinch... made my guac with them...

 

[UA_Iron]

I steamed slices of avacado one time in a pinch... made my guac with them...

thats the second gayest thing I have EVER heard in my life.

Fuck you.

 

[jh1]

thats the second gayest thing I have EVER heard in my life.

Fuck you.

LMFAO @ the 'Fuck You' at the end... that's cracks my shit up...

 

[UA_Iron]

LMFAO @ the 'Fuck You' at the end... that's cracks my shit up...

I love avocados. I hate JH1's.

 

[sardonicone]

dammit, i want to make some god damn guacamole, but i cant.

kill me.

Sounds like a personal problem.

 

[jh1]

I love avocados. I hate JH1's.

Then u should appreciate my tip for steaming them to ripen them up quickly...

You're welcome.

 

[UA_Iron]

Then u should appreciate my tip for steaming them to ripen them up quickly...

You're welcome.

jk bor, settle down

I like you

 

[jh1]

jk bor, settle down

I like you

Bag full o' cocks....