My apologies to the board!

[Ffactor]

Sorry I have not posted much as of late, been busy taking care of my mother. However, I've heard my absence has had a profound effect on EF including people leaving and committing suicide. To those people I say goodbye and good riddance and stick a rusty railroad nail in your pee pee. To my loyal followers that are still here, my mouth is watering with the thought of eating your brains!

 

[the nature boy]

sorry about your mom.

but nobody missed you.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Hope your mom is doing okay.
I hope you know that if I somehow had the power to transfer whatever is wrong with her over to you, I would.

 

[WODIN]

sorry about your mom.

but nobody missed you.

Ditto.

 

[digger]

Sounds like you're angling for a really NASTY case of heartburn there.

 

[Ffactor]

Hope your mom is doing okay.
I hope you know that if I somehow had the power to transfer whatever is wrong with her over to you, I would.

She is dying of cancer and if you acquire such powers let me know immediately.

 

[Ffactor]

Things are much worse than I thought around here. It's okay guys, The Ffactor's back!

 

[WODIN]

Things are much worse than I thought around here. It's okay guys, The Ffactor's back!

Wanna cuddle?

 

[Raina]

How's your mommy doing?

 

[SoKlueles]

sorry to hear bout your mom, My mom had open heart surgery in december...shes kicking and griping again, I hope your mom does the same

 

[Ganryu]

Hope your Mom is OK.

I thought you were apologizing FOR posting, not for lack of it.

 

[Ffactor]

How's your mommy doing?

Hi boo boo,
She is trying to fight as hard as possible. She is on a morphine pump and is connected to a TPN bag which feeds her through a porta cath. She can no longer consume solid food. Sad really, she loved to eat. She is living with me and I connect her to the feed bag and disconnect her everyday. A nurse comes in every three days to check up on things.
Puppy licks.

 

[Ffactor]

Wanna cuddle?

No.

 

[Ffactor]

Hope your Mom is OK.

I thought you were apologizing FOR posting, not for lack of it.

Are you hindu?

 

[hamstershaver]

sorry to hear bout your mom, My mom had open heart surgery in december...shes kicking and griping again, I hope your mom does the same

wow you take after your mom

 

[Ffactor]

I know, I know, some of you can't put into words how much you missed me! It's all good childrens.

 

[Ffactor]

So who left skid marks today?

 

[WODIN]

No.

Assmangler!

 

[Pamela]

Prayers to your Mom!

 

[Ffactor]

So who left skid marks today?

Guys I'm not kidding, right after I posted this I pooped in my pants. Had to go to the mens room to takle my underwear off.