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My 9 year old daughter....

HumorMe

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just made strawberry smoothies for the two of us and it was awful. I don't know how I managed to choke down a full glass of it but I did.

Any of the other parents here have to go through this?
 
no but my kids have had to eat bad stuff that Ive cooked......thats when i knew they truly loved me
 
She was still working on hers when I came back to the computer and then she came in the room soon afterwards. I asked her if she finished hers and she nodded yes. (She is a very slow eater of things)

I said, Did you really finish yours? She said no. I said what did you do with it.

She said, she threw it away because it was awful....:lmao:

I could hardly keep a straight face.
 
Lestat said:
that's cute man.

Why was it so awful?


Hard to explain. Something wasn't right about it and I wasn't about to ask her what she put in it for fear of throwing up. It's best if I didn't know.
 
HumorMe said:
Hard to explain. Something wasn't right about it and I wasn't about to ask her what she put in it for fear of throwing up. It's best if I didn't know.
hahhaa! dude you ate it, you should ask just in case it wasn't dishwasher detergent or something!
 
HumorMe said:
just made strawberry smoothies for the two of us and it was awful. I don't know how I managed to choke down a full glass of it but I did.

Any of the other parents here have to go through this?
not yet
 
when I was a kid I loved to do that kinda shit.. I cooked up some awful stuff.. always called it an "experiment"
 
My lil girl is 6 and likes to bake choc chip cookies. We get all the ingredients out for her and then she has to measure and mix everything and so on. The only thing we do is put them in and take them out of the oven. She doesn't do too bad but she hasn't gotten the egg cracking skill down quite yet. So her cookies tend to be chaulk full of egg shell goodness.
 
lol...

My friend got himself a job working as a chef for a factory cafeteria, how he blagged it I don't know because he can't cook for shit. During the week he worked there he would bring the uneaten food back home with him (there was a lot) incuding one day a particularly nasty batch of scones. The next morning his father who didn't know the true origin of the scones was overheard saying to his wife, "I don't know where you bought those scones from but don't bother buying them again, they were f**king awful."
He was fired after a week.
 
Awww Humor me that is so sweet of you... I wonder if the milk was bad maybe? I hope you dont get the hershey squirts... jk
But really you seem like a great father.
 
daisyduke6 said:
Awww Humor me that is so sweet of you... I wonder if the milk was bad maybe? I hope you dont get the hershey squirts... jk
But really you seem like a great father.


lol @ the squirts.

Thanks daisy. I try. I enjoy my kids so much. They are only little once so I try and enjoy them as much as possible.

Kids are great!
 
HumorMe said:
She was still working on hers when I came back to the computer and then she came in the room soon afterwards. I asked her if she finished hers and she nodded yes. (She is a very slow eater of things)

I said, Did you really finish yours? She said no. I said what did you do with it.

She said, she threw it away because it was awful....:lmao:

I could hardly keep a straight face.

:lmao:
 
HumorMe said:
lol @ the squirts.

Thanks daisy. I try. I enjoy my kids so much. They are only little once so I try and enjoy them as much as possible.

Kids are great!

I cant wait to have children... :)
 
the explanation you desire would include something to the effect of you being an uptight mean bitch that spends too much time online
 
Sir Isaac Lime said:
the explanation you desire would include something to the effect of you being an uptight mean bitch that spends too much time online

Wow. You are a complete asshole. Fuck you seriously.
 
Sir Isaac Lime said:
the explanation you desire would include something to the effect of you being an uptight mean bitch that spends too much time online


WTF?

I bet you look good dressed in black.
 
HumorMe said:
WTF?

I bet you look good dressed in black.

I knew ol humor me (aka capn save a hoe) would be by to blindly jump on the bandwagon any second!
 
He Daisy....did you notice my 1000 pt karma infusion I just got?


P.S. stop emailing my personal account and talk to me in messenger
 
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