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Hard as it is to imagine, I have now graced this board with 5,000 posts of exceptional quality.
I have enriched all your lives. I've made you laugh, made you cry. Given you wisdom and insight, direction and brought purpose to your lives.
We've covered a lot of ground in the last 5,000, and I want you all to know that the next 5,000 will be just as eventful, just as entertaining, and leave you all significantly better off for having read them. All of this free of charge.
Just some general announcements
A new child character, and a lovable pup, will be introduced in the next 5,000 posts to retain the same level of audience appreciation our program has always enjoyed.
Also, to avoid any appearance of caving into pop posting, I will continue my policy of not starting any threads acknowledging having been pwned by some chick or being broken hearted. Conversely I will continue exxagerated self serving posts of a sexual nature intended to make the rest fo you feel inadequate about your manhood and sexual prowess.
Somewhere around the 7,000th post a surprise revelation about certain EF members will be made, guaranteed to shake this tiny community to its very core.
And yes, someone you know and love, will die.
I have enriched all your lives. I've made you laugh, made you cry. Given you wisdom and insight, direction and brought purpose to your lives.
We've covered a lot of ground in the last 5,000, and I want you all to know that the next 5,000 will be just as eventful, just as entertaining, and leave you all significantly better off for having read them. All of this free of charge.
Just some general announcements
A new child character, and a lovable pup, will be introduced in the next 5,000 posts to retain the same level of audience appreciation our program has always enjoyed.
Also, to avoid any appearance of caving into pop posting, I will continue my policy of not starting any threads acknowledging having been pwned by some chick or being broken hearted. Conversely I will continue exxagerated self serving posts of a sexual nature intended to make the rest fo you feel inadequate about your manhood and sexual prowess.
Somewhere around the 7,000th post a surprise revelation about certain EF members will be made, guaranteed to shake this tiny community to its very core.
And yes, someone you know and love, will die.
