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My 1000th post......do I win something?

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granted well over half of my posts were sexually explicit pictures:p and naughty posts between the sheets.......but then i came up here and loved it!

do i win a cookie or something? who is going to give me a prize?;)
 
1000 posts? hahahaha you got to much time on your hands.. computer geek... hang-on... oh dear, I got over 1900.. :rolleyes:
 
..tyour prize is the chance to make a sign that reads "Cornholio is mah Daddy", take a pic with it and post for all of Elite to see...
 
NicolePap - i wonder what you got in the goody bag for me...hehehe

Cornholio - lmao! i might just do that....for fun and post it right here!! lol
 
kronkette said:
NicolePap - i wonder what you got in the goody bag for me...hehehe

Cornholio - lmao! i might just do that....for fun and post it right here!! lol
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I shall bump this into oblivion then Darlin.
 
you get your choice of a saint808 body part picture... tell me which one and i'll pos it.
 
How about 500,000 volts from a stun gun and a couple of hands around your neck? (From Kronk or Azia or course)
 
addickt said:
How about 500,000 volts from a stun gun and a couple of hands around your neck? (From Kronk or Azia or course)
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Don't you talk to my girl that way buster!

Here's the line ________ here's you :insane:..................you've gone past that line sweetie!
 
:FRlol: Well said Azia!

as for addickt, take your stun gun lay in a tub full of water and use the stun gun to masterbate underwater ....should get a nice charge out of that...:idea:
 
* 'Kette in background sawing, hammering and painting sign as we speak*
 
AziaReign said:


Don't you talk to my girl that way buster!

Here's the line ________ here's you :insane:..................you've gone past that line sweetie!
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Lines are made to be either snorted or crossed. I thought I was being a nice guy by saying you or kronk could do it.
 
naturally anabolic said:
:FRlol: Well said Azia!

as for addickt, take your stun gun lay in a tub full of water and use the stun gun to masterbate underwater ....should get a nice charge out of that...:idea:
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Naturally-- dont be a fag... Kissing her ass isnt going to get you any pussy... I know all else has failed for you but dont grovel. Are you on your creatine/hmb/arginine cycle still? How are the gains?
 
naturally anabolic said:
not being a fag, nor trying to get pussy, its called being polite asshole. Gains are fine. Carry on.
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She knows i am joking fag. So suck a dick, you will get more gains from my semen then your cycle..... carry on.
 
you guys are all the best!!! i want everything listed....

saint.....gimmie a min to think about which body part.....hehehehehe....i dont need one of you heart..cause its so big everyone can see it....(or is that the other thing)hehehe

corn...i will do the pic...but it will be a few days...hubby has got to go out on biz and cant take it...but you will see it! MUAH!
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
You win a trip to the boneyard. Redeem your coupon at my shanty town.
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On the way to the boneyard please stop by my place for one last zap and tap session.... thanks
 
addickt said:


On the way to the boneyard please stop by my place for one last zap and tap session.... thanks
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work work work....hahaha...actually it might help to get a zap and tap maybe even a little choke before going to SG's pad!! LOL!!
 
kronkette said:


work work work....hahaha...actually it might help to get a zap and tap maybe even a little choke before going to SG's pad!! LOL!!
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Yep- when I am done with your ass you will be ready for the boneyard. Zap Zap...... you can change your name to zapper snapper.
 
I have a great prize for you. It's called shit in a can, you can actually buy it at most local conveinebt stores. It goes great with cookies or brownies. This stuff is great, I can't wait untill you try some of this shit in a can. I will send you some as soon as the next shipment comes in.
If you can't wait that long you can make some your self, all you need is an empty coffe can. This is what you do. The next time you need to have a bowell movement, grad your empty can, and shit in that till it's about 2/3 full. Then you need 2 tablespoons of some half and half, mix it together whle still in the can. Drink with your cookies and enjoy!!!!!
What could be better?
 
smallmovesal said:
i forgot to take note of my 10,000th post. damn.

my cookie would like some attention kronkette... i can reciprocate.
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Ok so you can reciprocate, but can you proliferate? Elaborate? Masturbate? Manipulate? Ovulate? Defacate?

Incorporate? Participate? Lacerate?
 
kronkette said:



corn...i will do the pic...but it will be a few days...hubby has got to go out on biz and cant take it...but you will see it! MUAH!
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That's OK cuz good things comr to those who wait
 
smallmovesal said:
my cookie would like some attention kronkette... i can reciprocate.
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*best cookie monster impression* C is for cookie and thats good enough for me..........MUNCH MUNCH MUCH mmmm...gooood cookie
 
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