frankly....im not even sure they are good enough for that...if they were i am sure that muscle tech would have a report out showing how you can get real lean and gain tons of mass by shiting on their products....they would put out a "special 11 page ad report" on the anabolic benifits of fecal matter.....
"For me to poop on" comes from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on Conan O'Brian. He was made by that Rob Smigel guy who draws those cartoons on Saturday Night Live (like the Ambiguously Gay Duo) and he made TV Funhouse on Comedy Central too.