ksharp01
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Well, it's shit.. that's right, shit!
> >
> > Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
> > .
> > Consider:
> > You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
> > .
> > With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
> > your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
> > .
> > You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
> > shit, and tell others to eat shit.
> > .
> > Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
> > between shit and shineola.
> > .
> > There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
> > horse shit, and chicken shit.
> > .
> > You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
> > or duck when the shit hits the fan.
> > .
> > You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
> > .
> > You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
> > .
> > Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
> > and some days are just plain shitty.
> > .
> > Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
> > times when you feel like shit.
> > .
> > You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
> > shit or a lot of weird shit.
> > .
> > You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
> > creek without a paddle.
> > .
> > Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in
> > a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
> > .
> > When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
> > of the English language.
> > .
> > And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
> > else!!
> > .
> > You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't
> > give a shit!
> > .
> > Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
> > give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
> >
> >
> > But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some
> > shit-head..........
> >
> >
> > Well, Shit Happens!!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
> >
> > Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
> > .
> > Consider:
> > You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
> > .
> > With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
> > your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
> > .
> > You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
> > shit, and tell others to eat shit.
> > .
> > Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
> > between shit and shineola.
> > .
> > There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
> > horse shit, and chicken shit.
> > .
> > You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
> > or duck when the shit hits the fan.
> > .
> > You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
> > .
> > You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
> > .
> > Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
> > and some days are just plain shitty.
> > .
> > Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
> > times when you feel like shit.
> > .
> > You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
> > shit or a lot of weird shit.
> > .
> > You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
> > creek without a paddle.
> > .
> > Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in
> > a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
> > .
> > When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
> > of the English language.
> > .
> > And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
> > else!!
> > .
> > You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't
> > give a shit!
> > .
> > Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
> > give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
> >
> >
> > But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some
> > shit-head..........
> >
> >
> > Well, Shit Happens!!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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