Most Effective Move To Shut Someone Down!

[~HOUNDOG~]

Sup,
What is the simplest,easiest and most effective move to fuck someone up before a fight goes to far,basically a move to end all moves against you.

 

[AAP]

Hair pull.

Bitch Slap.

GTFO (Get The Fuck Out)

Knee to the balls.

 

[danielson]

run

far less legal complications

 

[dballer]

I was getting the shit kicked out of me in a redneck bar in Roswell back in 94'.. so I just punched this kid as hard as I could in the throat.. he was choking and I was asking him if he wanted to keep fighting or throw in the towel... that was it right there.

DBaller votes....

THROAT PUNCH

 

[Big Brother Val]

I personally like to use the inside edge of my hand, with the thumb and first finger, and smack a guy in the windpipe. It doesn't take a lot of force, and it can be done very quickly.

Some may say a kick to the knee... but smashing the windpipe is faster.

 

[Big Brother Val]

DBaller... you SURE you didn't live next to me when you were in 3rd grade? Had a big playhouse and sandbox in your backyard?

I agree... the throat is the way to go.

 

[dballer]

DBaller... you SURE you didn't live next to me when you were in 3rd grade? Had a big playhouse and sandbox in your backyard?

I agree... the throat is the way to go.

Like I said.. best we never meet.. we will be shootin Poker or Spades in a State Correction Center somewhere

 

[danielson]

oi always wondered if people could have their larynx's crushed or trachea's crushed

if so theyd ned a tracheotomy to breathe or theyd die

 

[mrbill]

12 guage shotgun

 

[big4life]

If you can't avoid the situation then....

1) If you're wearing shoes with a heel, then stomp your heel into
their instep.

2) A blow to the wind pipe.

3) A kick to the inside of the other person's knee.

4) Use your car keys to rake across their eyes.


Just have a good excuse when the cops show up.

 

[18echo]

i actually work in situations where i need to maintain some sort of proficiency in h2h. i'd go with the winpipe blow as a first chop or punch. just make sure it's to the windpipe, and not the side of the neck. if this gets him bent over (or even if not) get around back and give a hellacious chop or stiff punch to the back of the neck, right at the base of the skull.

in some military h2h training i had, we were taught the double hammer fists to high up on the traps. they made us do this this to each other at real impact levels. even when they knew it was coming, half the motherfuckers went down.

this isn't a good first blow while facing off, though. too much telegraphing. when you do this, you wanna make sure that you're putting all you got into it.

then kick the motherfucker in the face.

this help?

 

[dballer]

See... I used to be a badass... but I got in too much trouble.. all of the avoiding the fight advice is REALLY the best advice.. unless you like spending your summers in the Work Farm... I have spent a many there for that shit.

 

[the nature boy]

Have them talk to BOS first. They'll run away screaming and holding their heads.

Or have them talk to Wodin, he'll prattle on and on about walking to school with no shoes and no clothes, and how he invented fire, and everything you wanted to know about Burlesque shows.

 

[the nature boy]

See... I used to be a badass... but I got in too much trouble.. all of the avoiding the fight advice is REALLY the best advice.. unless you like spending your summers in the Work Farm... I have spent a many there for that shit.

Yeah Dballer told me all about his fights. Ever see the video Beat It by Micheal Jackson? You know how they tie each others wrists up and dance/fight with knives? That's what he used to do. He was pretty good.

Dont get him going on the West Side Story theme fights. There was a lot of singing involved, and Dballer can't sing worth a shit.

 

[frorider6]

Definetly the blow to the windpipe.

Hold your hands up and say, "I don't want to fight you man." When it's unavoidable, go for a quick blow to the windpipe. Your hands are already up and in position.

 

[dballer]

Yeah Dballer told me all about his fights. Ever see the video Beat It by Micheal Jackson? You know how they tie each others wrists up and dance/fight with knives? That's what he used to do. He was pretty good.

Dont get him going on the West Side Story theme fights. There was a lot of singing involved, and Dballer can't sing worth a shit.

when are you giving me another leg massage???

 

[the nature boy]

Definetly the blow to the windpipe.

Hold your hands up and say, "I don't want to fight you man." When it's unavoidable, go for a quick blow to the windpipe. Your hands are already up and in position.

or a quick thumb or finger to the eye. people tend to get scared when they've been struck in the eye.

Then there's the ultimate kick to the grion. very dirty, yet very effective. You can kill a man with that shot.

 

[the nature boy]

when are you giving me another leg massage???

you better ask nicer than that!

 

[furious]

4.3 forty yard dash works.

 

[GLADIATOR351]

punch to the throat will do it everytime......people really freak the fuck out when they can't breath..

 

[Zebo]

Pull out a .44 Magnum, stick it in his face and say,

"I know what you're thinking........."

LOL

 

[Lao Tzu]

say something so weird that he doesn't know how to react.


'are you my daddy'
'why did my therapist try to fuck me. i wanted help'
'goo goo'

etc. it's got to be weird enough to throw a monkey wrench in his cognitive psychology, but not too weird that it is funny.

example

'jesus was a lesbian'

too extreme, not serious enough

'i'll slap your 4 month old baby in the fuckin face'

that may work

that should throw him off for a few seconds. watch his face cringe in confusion.

then hit the windpipe.

fuuuuun shit.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

thanks guys,
Also,what about when he has YOU on the ground?
That is my weak point.

 

[theoak01]

if thy are on you do whatever you must,bite pull,pinch twist

i reccomend grabbing his cock and twisitng until he squeels like a pig being raped

it may seem dirty but i dont care who you are if somebody is twistin ya cock ull let go

 

[big4life]

If he's got you on the ground, then you're pretty much
at his mercy.


The best option, is avoiding the situation altogether.

 

[HumorMe]

i reccomend grabbing his cock and twisitng until he squeels like a pig being raped

Is there such a thing as a Gentleman's Agreement rule? Damn Oak, the images are too horrible to think about!

Remind me to never fuck with you guys.......except Danielson! LOL!

RUN FOREST RUN!

 

[theoak01]

Is there such a thing as a Gentleman's Agreement rule? Damn Oak, the images are too horrible to think about!

Remind me to never fuck with you guys.......except Danielson! LOL!

RUN FOREST RUN!

when it comes to the difference between my face getting fucked up or there balls ill pick there balls,my face is to pretty to get hit lol

 

[HumorMe]

when it comes to the difference between my face getting fucked up or there balls ill pick there balls,my face is to pretty to get hit lol

I guess fighting rules have changed since I was young! LOL!
I guess I'm too ugly to grab somebody's dick and twist it in a fight.
A guy has to do what he has to do!

 

[Frackal]

Kayne says his signature fighting move is to clock them in the windpipe and then stick his tongue in their anus..I'm not sure how effective that would be though overall.

 

[freak daddy]

I personally like to use the inside edge of my hand, with the thumb and first finger, and smack a guy in the windpipe. It doesn't take a lot of force, and it can be done very quickly.

Some may say a kick to the knee... but smashing the windpipe is faster.

I agree 100% There is nothing more satisfying than watching a bully gasp for air. As B.B.V.said it does'nt take alot of force, but is greatly effective.