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David Schwimmer
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"The guys who own the most real estate in Los Angeles are Europeans. There
are people coming over from Yugoslavia with hardly any money...a friend of mine
came over from Czechoslovakia in '68 and he now owns four apartment buildings.
Americans are still sitting on their asses waiting for it. Europeans are hungry
because we don't have that much."
"What I want to do is make Americans aware that they're fucked-up when they
equate everything a person does with some sexual trip. . You know, if you hold a
pencil in your hand, it's a phallic symbol and you really want to hold a cock in your
hand. And a football coach doesn't really want to be a coach, he likes to slap
football players' asses...he's a latent homosexual. And it goes on and on and on, all
the fucking time."
"America is so money-oriented. (Thank God! It's always helped me!) But it has
its disadvantages because the psychiatrists know their business doesn't mean a
thing if there are no sick people around, and so they make everybody feel guilty.
You know, all New York City is running to a psychiatrist. All America thinks it has
sexual hang ups. Everybody's running to shrinks."
"Nixon was always being attacked sexually. It was always said that he was a fag
and that he had no sexual relations with his wife for 15 years and that was why he
liked power. And Hitler had only one ball, and that was why he wanted to conquer
the world."
are people coming over from Yugoslavia with hardly any money...a friend of mine
came over from Czechoslovakia in '68 and he now owns four apartment buildings.
Americans are still sitting on their asses waiting for it. Europeans are hungry
because we don't have that much."
"What I want to do is make Americans aware that they're fucked-up when they
equate everything a person does with some sexual trip. . You know, if you hold a
pencil in your hand, it's a phallic symbol and you really want to hold a cock in your
hand. And a football coach doesn't really want to be a coach, he likes to slap
football players' asses...he's a latent homosexual. And it goes on and on and on, all
the fucking time."
"America is so money-oriented. (Thank God! It's always helped me!) But it has
its disadvantages because the psychiatrists know their business doesn't mean a
thing if there are no sick people around, and so they make everybody feel guilty.
You know, all New York City is running to a psychiatrist. All America thinks it has
sexual hang ups. Everybody's running to shrinks."
"Nixon was always being attacked sexually. It was always said that he was a fag
and that he had no sexual relations with his wife for 15 years and that was why he
liked power. And Hitler had only one ball, and that was why he wanted to conquer
the world."
