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More Craigslist stupidity

They are pros at it here, Newport Beach, has more professional women who have found wealthy husbands, then anywhere else on the planet.
 
solidspine said:
They are pros at it here, Newport Beach, has more professional women who have found wealthy husbands, then anywhere else on the planet.
wtf.. Why do the guys marry them
 
from craigslist
I am young, sexy and attractive and I am in need of cash to pay off student loans and bills. I'm offering my 'backdoor' virginity to the gentleman with the best offer. If you can also provide a hotel room or some kind of comfort for the event, that would be lovely as I have never done that before.
Please send me your offer and a photo of yourself (for security reasons I wont reply to those with no photo) and I will reply to the one with the best offer. Once again, I will say yes to the highest offer only and, quite obviously, this is a one time thing only.
:)
A description of me: 22, 5'2, tanned and curvy with a D bust, am quite slim.



hey can you guys help me get some money together?
 
superdave said:
LOL @ this woman's "veiled" attempt to just snag a rich doctor. gotta admit these high maintenance hookers are getting more creative.
http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/285300540.html
Sounds like a "let's play doctor" request. Pretty sexy, actually. I have fantasies about doctors too. I like the idea of going in for an exam and resulting in hot torrid sex on the table, too....lol.


Oh yeah, JH1, shut up, dickhead.
 
heatherrae said:
Sounds like a "let's play doctor" request. Pretty sexy, actually. I have fantasies about doctors too. I like the idea of going in for an exam and resulting in hot torrid sex on the table, too....lol.

Oh see now that you mention it, makes the ad seem clever actually.

There is no such thing as reality. It is all about perception.
 
heatherrae said:
Sounds like a "let's play doctor" request. Pretty sexy, actually. I have fantasies about doctors too. I like the idea of going in for an exam and resulting in hot torrid sex on the table, too....lol.

lol that was kind of hot heatherrae.
u can come play doctor with me
 
wow. Maybe my wife would like me to dress up like a doctor and lift up her skirt... check the landing strip... yeah
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Really?

How would any man that responded know for a fact that her back door hasn't been rented "one time only" every other night?

LMFAO
We agree on more things as time goes by.
 
superdave said:
We agree on more things as time goes by.

LOL Did the thought ever occur to you that it was you all along?... because I am still "just me". Though I HAVE retained the set of balls that I lost somewhere along the way. :evil:
 
mountain muscle said:
Doctors are idiots. They know what they are told.

HR you can come play "wash and ream" wih me.
sounds painful. :worried:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL Did the thought ever occur to you that it was you all along?... because I am still "just me". Though I HAVE retained the set of balls that I lost somewhere along the way. :evil:
No.
 
Run, Dave, run. This is how bikiniMom snares her unsuspecting prey. ;-)
 
heatherrae said:
Run, Dave, run. This is how bikiniMom snares her unsuspecting prey. ;-)
lol@ warning me about someone Ive known on this board over half a decade.
 
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