I had just seen that movie IT, with that fuckin clown. I also had this clown in my room that was as big as I was at the time. Bedtime after I saw that shit I was trippin with that clown sittin in the dark corner starin straight at me. The next day I went over to the clown and was tellin it how I was't scared of it and I'd beat it up and all this and I was goin hulk hogan on his ass slammin him on the ground and slappin him around. I put him back on his chair and said "yeah thats what I thought" soon as I said that shit my bedroom door SLAMMED shut. Man fuck Hulk Hogan I ran straight to the door and didn't look back, except the door wouldn't open. I then looked back real fast and saw the clown was on the floor now instead of sittin on the chair and I flipped the fuck out and started screamin. I then realized the door was locked, unlocked it, and ran out that piece 100mph.
Turns out somebody had opened the back door and the draft is what caused my door to slam. The door had somehow gotten locked so when it shut it wouldn't open untill unlocked. Also the clown must have fallin off the chair whenever I turned and ran cause I was playin with it at the time.
My old man figured the shit out real fast, but I wasn't believin it.... I thought the fuckin clown had shut the door and locked it, and had jumped off the chair and started crawlin towards me to get me. In the end.... the clown had to go after cause I was beyond scared of that fuckin thing.
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yeah i hear ya, that little mofo scared the hell out of me. he would came at you with a scapal or anything he could find and start stabbin your foot or something, then you get to see that blood start flowing.
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