money dance

[HappyScrappy]

Do you guys (and chicks) do the money dance?

I do.

The money dance is in case anyone ever watches the security camera at the ATM when you take out your cash. The whole time you are standing there, you make up a little grove to shake your ass to.
The more movement you do, the more likely you are to get extra money.
I also like to press random buttons on it and yell "NO WHAMMIES!"

sometimes I get shit from other people in line, but around here, it is mostly just homeless people that chill in the ATM thingies.

 

[saint808]

fucked up thing is yeah i do actually do this as well...

 

[WODIN]

I stand there saying "Come on 7!" over and over till I get some money.

 

[HappyScrappy]

The other day I stood at an ATM for like 5 minutes and getting really pissed at how slow it was, I was getting sick of all the grooving I had to do.
Then I realized I hadn't pushed enough buttons yet.

I was amazed that it wasn't beeping at me or eating my card or anything.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm not joking either - this is what I do. It really embarasses other people too - I love it.

also sometimes I will throw my fists full of cash into the air and say "YESSSS!!!" and then walk around in a circle after forcefully removing my card.

Then I will pump my arm and look at anyone else there and say "won again..."

 

[beastboy]

I pull a gun on a ATM and demand all of it's money...that stupid SOB, never gives it up....they sure are brave!

 

[PoyeBoy]

I usually tell it I want a chesseburger, large fries and giant chocolate shake, then I get mad at it when it doesnt give me my order, my gf hates this.

 

[HappyScrappy]

my uncle got pissed at one once when I was little and he was swearing at it and a little old woman came out of this door next to the ATM and said that he should be ashamed of his language in front of the youngster (me) and that he shouldn't be taking out aggression on the ATM machine. Then she went back in and my uncle and I just sort of looked at each other like WTF?
For awhile I just figured there were old ladies that worked inside the ATMs and they listened to what you said.

 

[bigAragorn]

yes i do the money dance but that is when ive finished the deal and ive got like 7 large and...........

you know the one where you look like you are ice skating but your completely stationary.....mc hammer used to do it......