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Mmmmmm yah!

beastboy

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MY two buddies were at their apartment. One was in the bedroom putting his tiger lilly to a woman, when the girl said she needs to use the restroom. She left the room and headed for the john so my buddy (Clint), runs to the living room and grabs my other buddy (Bob). Bob is really horney and wants to nail this girl too, but Clint knows she probably won't do it. So Clint tells Bob, "Hurry up, run in the room take off all of your clothes except your socks (Clint leaves his socks on huring sex), and jump under the covers...she'll never know. Bob does this and Clint hides in the closet.

This girl (Angie) comes back and climbs on top of Bob thinking it was Clint and says "You wanna fuck?"...Bob not wanting to say anything and give hiself up just moans Mmmmmm Yah! She grabs his cock and asks "you going to do me hard?" and again Bob says Mmmmmm Yah! Clint in the closet can't contain himself and starts to chuckle and hits his head on the hangers.....startled Angie looks over to find Clint falling out of the clost butt naked except his socks on....she says "Wait a minute", and pulls the covers back to unveil Bob, he says, "let's just do it, Clint's out of juice". She starts laughing uncontrollably at the sight of two men butt naked with thier socks on, and then kicks Bob out of the room. Talk abuot having blue balls...Poor Bob!

Moral: If you are going to do the switch-a-roo, don't let your buddy hide in the closet!
 
First rule: Never agree to have sex with a man/men who wear socks to bed.

How un-sexy is that? Geeessshhhhh
 
vixenbabe said:
First rule: Never agree to have sex with a man/men who wear socks to bed.

How un-sexy is that? Geeessshhhhh

I usually wear a tube top and big bear claw feet to bed when it's time for sex.
 
vixenbabe said:
First rule: Never agree to have sex with a man/men who wear socks to bed.

How un-sexy is that? Geeessshhhhh

You are so right! I only were tassles on my nipples, and spurs on my feet!


BTW, you flipping me off?
 
vixenbabe said:
First rule: Never agree to have sex with a man/men who wear socks to bed.

Seriously, I have never understood why guys try to get away with that shit. That is the true sign of a lazy man, and who wants to be with a lazy man?

VB love the avatar, you are quite the little hottie...mmmm hhhmmmm
 
Disclaimer: In NO way does the above story represent the type of person beastboy is. In fact his socks are the first things to come off. (he's great in the sack too) :D
 
especially if a girl comes up to you and says "want to fuck" and all you can do is lay there... WTF is up with that?
 
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