MJ Test

[GotMass1973]

I have to test on Monday for a job...I smoke three bowls a night....how do I get clean to pass?????? Please help

 

[Stryker1992]

I have to test on Monday for a job...I smoke three bowls a night....how do I get clean to pass?????? Please help

You are fucked!!!!

 

[c17]

I have to test on Monday for a job...I smoke three bowls a night....how do I get clean to pass?????? Please help

my suggestion,i seriously used to do this when i was in rehab(outpatient)(not my choice) the day before the test SMOKE A FAT BOWL!!! i swear i did that all the time. i failed but shit. this was about 3 years ago. i havnt blazed or done anything in about 1 1/2 years. sorry if this dosnt help.(its all i know)

 

[ripper2]

what kinda job is it for?

 

[GotMass1973]

what kinda job is it for?

Restaurant

 

[chewyxrage]

my suggestion,i seriously used to do this when i was in rehab(outpatient)(not my choice) the day before the test SMOKE A FAT BOWL!!! i swear i did that all the time. i failed but shit. this was about 3 years ago. i havnt blazed or done anything in about 1 1/2 years. sorry if this dosnt help.(its all i know)

That has got to be the most worthless and pointless advice I've ever seen.

 

[chewyxrage]

I have to test on Monday for a job...I smoke three bowls a night....how do I get clean to pass?????? Please help

You smoke 3 bowls a night? Well the first thing to do is stop (no shit)


It depends on how bad you want to pass this drug test. If you use your own piss you will most likely fail. Find someone with clean piss, either have them piss immediatly before you go there or find some kind of heat pad to keep it warm.

Or look up the whizzanator fake dick and you can order clean piss online


The drinks you can buy only contain creatine, water, and b vitamins. I wouldn't waste money on those.

 

[Code]

Get a job that doesn't require a piss test.

But that might require at least an AA degree.