Men are like.....

[38DoubleDamnGood]

Men are like ........Laxatives...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ...... Vacations .... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ...... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ...... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ...... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

[KillahBee]

Women are like.....dumb.......REAL dumb.

 

[Paulo]

Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.


Dayum skippy, you women got a problem with it?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Women are like ........Laxatives...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Women are like ........ Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Women are like ...... Vacations .... Costly, extravagent and quickly forgotten.

Women are like ........ Weather .... Stormy and indertminate.

Women are like ........ Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Women are like ...... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they take a bit out of your wallet.

Women are like ...... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

Women are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Women are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Women are like ........ Mascara .... Running away with emotion.

Women are like ...... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Women are like ...... Snowstorms ...... They're fresh and exciting at first, but get old and dirty quickly.

Women are like ...... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Womean are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

[flexygrl]

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

Thanks for the laugh!

Anytime

 

[Longhorn85]

Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

You've described me to a "T"

 

[Robert Jan]

Im so tired of the women maturing faster bullcrap...

women never mature they just stop doing it at 16 when they're annoying and stick there. they finished maturing soon alright.

they just weren't finished
lol
i know this isn't true lol

but girls dont mature faster they mature different.

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

You've described me to a "T"

Then you are like most men babe

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

But I love my chocolate bars

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

OMG, that's so true, guys suck...

Hey wait!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

post some pics....

 

[Gambino]

LOL

OMG, that's so true, guys suck...

Hey wait!

bor, that was a borderline flamer statement...i guess it doesn't matter, but i thought you were straight...

 

[jerseyart]

Gambino,

Sorry bor,

But I just started seeing a new girl recently, and I'm just so happy to be gettin some, that I still instinctively just agree with anything a woman says.

Along the lines of...

Her: God I hate loud obnoxious people.
Me: Yeah, they suck
Her: But I really love this poetry reading tonight. Thanks for taking me.
Me: No I love poetry, its my favorite thing in the whole world
Her: Well, personally , I prefer musical recitals, but I like poetry a great deal
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot about music recitals, I meant poetry was my second favorite thing after that. The recitals are a given
Her: That's so wonderful. We have so much in common
Me: Yeah, its freaky how much we think alike
Her: And the fact that you hate football. God, I hate guys who spend every sunday sitting in front of the tv watching football.
Me: Yeah, I don't get that either. What a waste, when they could be doing something more productive like music recitals or poetry readings.
Her: Actually, I prefer to take nature walks on the weekend.Its great to get out and get some fresh air.
Me: Me too, I just meant if the weather was bad outside. I love nature walks...and you know...air and stuff
............etc etc etc

 

[lil'tangerine]

 

[IwouldSlamU]

kinda funny............

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

Gambino,

Sorry bor,

But I just started seeing a new girl recently, and I'm just so happy to be gettin some, that I still instinctively just agree with anything a woman says.

Along the lines of...

Her: God I hate loud obnoxious people.
Me: Yeah, they suck
Her: But I really love this poetry reading tonight. Thanks for taking me.
Me: No I love poetry, its my favorite thing in the whole world
Her: Well, personally , I prefer musical recitals, but I like poetry a great deal
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot about music recitals, I meant poetry was my second favorite thing after that. The recitals are a given
Her: That's so wonderful. We have so much in common
Me: Yeah, its freaky how much we think alike
Her: And the fact that you hate football. God, I hate guys who spend every sunday sitting in front of the tv watching football.
Me: Yeah, I don't get that either. What a waste, when they could be doing something more productive like music recitals or poetry readings.
Her: Actually, I prefer to take nature walks on the weekend.Its great to get out and get some fresh air.
Me: Me too, I just meant if the weather was bad outside. I love nature walks...and you know...air and stuff
............etc etc etc

ROFLMAO

 

[hamstershaver]

hammy is cool like the other side of the pillow

 

[WD30]

38?

 

[anthrax]

What would you (women) be w/o men ?

BTW, 38DD, some more chocolate ?

 

[Gambino]

Gambino,

Sorry bor,

But I just started seeing a new girl recently, and I'm just so happy to be gettin some, that I still instinctively just agree with anything a woman says.

Along the lines of...

Her: God I hate loud obnoxious people.
Me: Yeah, they suck
Her: But I really love this poetry reading tonight. Thanks for taking me.
Me: No I love poetry, its my favorite thing in the whole world
Her: Well, personally , I prefer musical recitals, but I like poetry a great deal
Me: Oh yeah, I forgot about music recitals, I meant poetry was my second favorite thing after that. The recitals are a given
Her: That's so wonderful. We have so much in common
Me: Yeah, its freaky how much we think alike
Her: And the fact that you hate football. God, I hate guys who spend every sunday sitting in front of the tv watching football.
Me: Yeah, I don't get that either. What a waste, when they could be doing something more productive like music recitals or poetry readings.
Her: Actually, I prefer to take nature walks on the weekend.Its great to get out and get some fresh air.
Me: Me too, I just meant if the weather was bad outside. I love nature walks...and you know...air and stuff
............etc etc etc

lol I feel your pain bor, sorry about the gay accusation...

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

BTW, 38DD, some more chocolate ?

That's 38DDDD's babe

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

That's 38DDDD's babe

This thread is worthless without pics.... "38DDDD". I think I better pull my boots up.

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

This thread is worthless without pics.... "38DDDD". I think I better pull my boots up.

Check out my gallery babe and you will see some pics to prove it

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Check out my gallery babe and you will see some pics to prove it

Looks like I'll just STFU then...

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

Looks like I'll just STFU then...

LOL no problem babe, I just updated some of the pics in there to for ya

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

LOL no problem babe, I just updated some of the pics in there to for ya

Wow, thanks
Very nice BTW

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

Wow, thanks
Very nice BTW

Thank you

 

[lamamacita]

 

[chewyxrage]

LOL no problem babe, I just updated some of the pics in there to for ya

are those natural?!?

 

[crew9]

are those natural?!?

are you serious?

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

are those natural?!?

All natural

 

[jerkbox]

Men are like ........Laxatives...... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ...... Vacations .... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ...... Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ...... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ...... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

umm.......how bout NO

 

[zxe003]

Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

Nice come back LOL

 

[Robert Jan]

hehe