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GoldenDelicious
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the funniest nightclubbing expedition ive had this year
my twit housemate screwed up his work dates, and so i ended up covering a shift for him at a bar down the street
2 hours into it (and 2 smooch sessions lol) i decided i was bored, and told the duty manager i was going home for a "protein shake".
protein shake = 3 double vodkas lol
me half smashed working hte floor of a bar is not a happy sight for wannabe boyfriends
in the beginning, the black security guy was giving me dirty looks because of my delicious boobies (i saw the mofo looking)
at the end, id stumble into view and hed crack a big smile and hi 5 me
bloody black guys. they smile and their white teeth blind you arrr lol
some random stats:
number of girls i kissed: unknown, double figures
number of guys i kissed: 1
(it was a bullshit greek air kiss you fags lol)
number of girls that tried grabbing my ass: 78393
number of girl i let grab my ass: same lol (too paro to block)
number of guys who hated my guts: 73879287292798463762276
number of african reggae mofos that tried getting tough, and i booted: 4
value of the makeup i found: $200
number of dollar coins i found and threw at the nearest guy i could see: 3
number of coins that hit them in the head: 3 ('bonk!' lol) - they laughed and fed it to the poker machine
maximum number of necklaces i was wearing at any time: 4
number of necklaces i gave away: 3 (my necklaces were the biggest sluts, i watched them jump from person to person lol)
it was a fun night, yall should have come
my twit housemate screwed up his work dates, and so i ended up covering a shift for him at a bar down the street
2 hours into it (and 2 smooch sessions lol) i decided i was bored, and told the duty manager i was going home for a "protein shake".
protein shake = 3 double vodkas lol
me half smashed working hte floor of a bar is not a happy sight for wannabe boyfriends
in the beginning, the black security guy was giving me dirty looks because of my delicious boobies (i saw the mofo looking)
at the end, id stumble into view and hed crack a big smile and hi 5 me
bloody black guys. they smile and their white teeth blind you arrr lol
some random stats:
number of girls i kissed: unknown, double figures
number of guys i kissed: 1
(it was a bullshit greek air kiss you fags lol)
number of girls that tried grabbing my ass: 78393
number of girl i let grab my ass: same lol (too paro to block)
number of guys who hated my guts: 73879287292798463762276
number of african reggae mofos that tried getting tough, and i booted: 4
value of the makeup i found: $200
number of dollar coins i found and threw at the nearest guy i could see: 3
number of coins that hit them in the head: 3 ('bonk!' lol) - they laughed and fed it to the poker machine
maximum number of necklaces i was wearing at any time: 4
number of necklaces i gave away: 3 (my necklaces were the biggest sluts, i watched them jump from person to person lol)
it was a fun night, yall should have come
