ME....Busted and Owned!

[beastboy]

Tried to get the Ford Employee Discount Pin # over the phone.......well, my father-in law is not available, so I called and acted like him......I had his SS# and date of hire.

Lady: "When did you retire"

Me (deep voice): "I don't know...5 years ago"

Lady: "What year?"

Me: "99, maybe"

Lady: "Nope, I need you to verify your mothers maiden name."

Me: "Awh...lets see...i can't remember"

Lady: "You must of given to us before, I have it on the computer."

Me: "Well....I'm illiterate"

Lady: "I'm not asking you to spell it, just tell me"

Me: "I had my daugther do this for me last time, I'm illiterate"

Lady: "Sir, I need this information"

Me: "Can I call my daughter and then call you back?"

Lady: "I guess so"


I wonder if they red flag his account.

 

[Y_lifter]

Hear that knockin on your door...
It's the FORD swat team...

I'd go hide in the closet..

 

[Nathan]

You should have screamed "Abort! Abort!" right when the shit started turning sour. I find that is a sure fire way to alleviate any and all suspicions.

 

[beastboy]

LMAO! That would of been funny.....I'll just tell them I was drunk.

 

[Y_lifter]

FORD SUCKIE LONG TIME!

Wow, this line would have been better than the Abort Abort one.

 

[Bullit]

Wow... you are one smooooooth mofo there beasty.

 

[decem]

lmao

 

[slickdadd]

hey guys. I just made a stinky

 

[WODIN]

FORD SUCKIE LONG TIME!

 

[AAP]

You should have screamed "Abort! Abort!" right when the shit started turning sour. I find that is a sure fire way to alleviate any and all suspicions.

LOL!!!

 

[NoDaddyNo]

You should have just started making grunting sounds and then act sort of ashamed and say that you would have to go since you just shit your pants.

At least then when your dad has to call back sometime, they will know what sort of problems they are likely dealing with on the other end.

Also, you should take this as a sign that you shouldn't get a Ford.

 

[beastboy]

Fuck you!

and

Fuck You!

and

Fuck you!

 

[Y_lifter]

We have a corp agreement with GM and are supposed to get almost empl discounts via some long process.

I went thru it, and this great value was higher than the FIRST deal from the dealership on my own..

 

[beastboy]

Yeah....that sentence almost made sense.

 

[the nature boy]

if they only put the same emphasis on bulding their cars as protecting the employee discount pin # they might be selling more cars.

 

[beastboy]

if they only put the same emphasis on bulding their cars as protecting the employee discount pin # they might be selling more cars.

I totally agree.

 

[gonelifting]

Are you guys talking about HAROLD Ford?

I think he died. How could you talk to him?

 

[WarriorPL]

LMAO Ford swat team!

 

[Y_lifter]

if they only put the same emphasis on bulding their cars as protecting the employee discount pin # they might be selling more cars.

badum bump tszzzz

 

[HS Lifter]

You should have screamed "Abort! Abort!" right when the shit started turning sour. I find that is a sure fire way to alleviate any and all suspicions.

Congrats Nathan!

That was actually funny.