Masturbating driver hits bus

[Nathan]

This is how I want to go out:

www.slovakspectator.sk/clanok-24666.html

 

[Spanky11]

awesome:

"He added that the rescuers were shocked to discover that the driver was naked from the waist down and that he had a vacuum pump on his penis."

lmao

 

[Cutiebaby]

lmao.

 

[Arabian]

what an idiot...

 

[Huckster]

Wonder if he at least got to bust a nut before impact...

 

[mustang_00]

it gets boring pretty fast so you have to think of new and exciting ways to do it... here's the funnest. It only works at night. Right when you're about to climax you go WOT and bury the needle then turn your headlights off! that shit will blow your mind son

 

[jh1]

I'd rather be getting head by two chicks when I wreck...

 

[biteme]

What was Lestat doing in Slavakia?

 

[mustang_00]

I'd rather be getting head by two chicks when I wreck...

I wasn't allowed road head when driving i got smart enough to speed up over dips so her mouth would automatically try to deepthroat it, needless to say she caught on to my trick pretty fast when we rolled up on the most fucked up bumpy road in town and i had a grin on my face.

 

[~peaches~]

man, that was really planned out, why not just use your hand

 

[mustang_00]

man, that was really planned out, why not just use your hand

bad bro material

 

[kobiack]

that's great... poor guy, he was tryin' to get a nutt.