MassiveGunz

[distanced]

hey bro, is your fax working or is it charging too?

I tried to fax you back some beers since you sent me some when I was banging all those Miss USA contestants and was running out of energy.

Also the paperstrol that you faxed me back to check if it was real tasted like melon, what the hell, I thought you said you knew how to make it taste like beer.

I'll fax you later when it works bro

 

[flex123]

I think I just stepped into the Peanut Gallery.

 

[ajtomasi]

MassiveGunz doesn't post as much as I'm sure most of us would like him to.

His words, "Be Stacked or Get Wacked" are inspiration to us all.

 

[distanced]

very true. I wish he were my trainer.

It wasn't till he taught me about beer and cok that I started to get my lil gunz, but I'll never be as massive as him

 

[ajtomasi]

. . . but I'll never be as massive as him

Will anyone . . . probably not

 

[distanced]

he is my inspiration

 

[fogg88]

It wasn't till he taught me about beer and cok that I started to get my lil gunz, but I'll never be as massive as him

He taught you about cock?

 

[distanced]

sorry, that's encrypted info between me and gunz.

no, it doesn't mean cock

 

[fogg88]

don't lie.

 

[MassiveGunz]

distanc bro im sorry but im thinkin faxs is gonna be down for a while

last nite i was eaten one of my beer slushys that i still had from other night when my beers blew up in the freeser(explodded really. not lik the beers got all big and stakked or nothin> and some of it melted onto the faxs machine and formed a smal beer lake in it

i tried turnin it on and it wasnt workin so its lik im back in the ston age now typin out posts with a tearodactel typwritter

bro did you mak gains of the paperstral cuz i couldnt tell much diference

arms on paperstral - big as shit
arms of paerprstral - big as shit

so i dunno if they were faked or what. maybe didnt go through the faxs right or somethin

 

[AAP]

arms on paperstral - big as shit
arms of paerprstral - big as shit

Oh shit...

 

[ajtomasi]

MassiveGunz, why don't you post more?

 

[MassiveGunz]

atomajsi bro i wish i had mor time to be postin but i just dont

the worse part about it it is that that i know lik more words than most people do and got a ton of stuff to say, boms to drop - but i dont got time sometims

and i dont posts much durin the day cause im at the gym trainin my cleints in fals hopes of ever bein the total stackage that MG is

and sometimes im out drivin around lik to beer store or wahtever and its not lik i can bring my computer with me cause cars dont have internet

i mean they might but im not thinkin mine has it yet

bros do you know if theres any typ of program to send beers over to our troop in iraqistan cause im not thinkin their able to get fuckin LIT UP over ther and im wantin to help

i mean its war come on

not only is beer good to drink but also you can tak the cans and atach strings to em and you can talk to other soliders without even needin cel phone covareage

 

[distanced]

bro, fax them some of that awesome cok and beers and the iraqis won't stand a chance since they don't know you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hook my bros up bro

U.S.M.C.

 

[The Almighty]

Iraqistan!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[WarriorPL]

and sometimes im out drivin around lik to beer store or wahtever and its not lik i can bring my computer with me cause cars dont have internet

i mean they might but im not thinkin mine has it yet

and can-to-can communication, lmao.

You always seem to crack me up bro.

 

[Mad4Iron]

You the Man 'Gunz.

Mad

 

[MassiveGunz]

and can-to-can communication, lmao.

serously bro im not shittin you about cans

youd lik pound at lest two beers and then atach your shoe lac to it and giv one can to another soldire then get to battlin

once you come acros some emenies youd get on the can and be lik -===>OK BRO IM GONNA GO LITE UP THIS IRAKNIAN HOMO COVER ME OK. IF IM NOT BAK IN 5 MINUTS HIT SOM DEADS UNTIL YOU GOT GOOD PUMP GOIN AND COME RECSUE ME. BRING COK. SAY 10 4 IF YOUR PICKIN UP WHAT IM PUTTIN DOWN IN THIS BEER CAN

 

[ajtomasi]

That's a big 10 4

 

[WarriorPL]

MG, if you were to be drafted, would you be on the battlefield or hiding in the trenches curling and doing deads... you know.. getting HUGE

 

[distanced]

squating his POWs is what he would do

 

[Ffactor]

 

[notoriousQQ]

best thread ever.

efsam needs to immediately move this to the best of elite.

 

[skaman607]

but then I can't see it