Man Charged With Chalupa Assault

[SoreArms]

Man Charged With Chalupa Assault

DES MOINES, Iowa - A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.

Nancy Harrison told police she was working the drive-through Thursday night when Christopher Lame, 24, ordered some food.

He later came into the store, complaining he didn't get the taco he had ordered, police records say. Harrison said that when she asked for a receipt, he went back to his car and brought back the bag.

Harrison said she told him the store was closing, and as she turned away, a chalupa hit her in the face near her right eye. She said she ran into the parking lot and took down the license number as the motorist was driving away.

Lame was identified through the license number.

He is scheduled to appear in court June 15.

 

[hamstershaver]

what a waste of a good chalupa, he should get life

 

[L_Seven]

verry interesting!
...wonder what THAT charge will show up as
on his criminal background check??



....now: my project: back to work

 

[from zero]

lmao

It's funny that she went through so much effort because a chalupa hit her in the face.

What a pussy.

 

[SoreArms]

lmao

It's funny that she went through so much effort because a chalupa hit her in the face.

What a pussy.

Maybe she one of those nasty diarreah beans in her eye

 

[alien amp pharm]

lmao

It's funny that she went through so much effort because a chalupa hit her in the face.

What a pussy.

Well it really could've hurt her

I mean it was FAST food afterall

 

[Becoming]

what a waste of a good chalupa, he should get life

who the hell orders chalupas? the gorditas are the bomb tho IMO.... I would be pissed and prolly hit her in the head with it if I got a chalupa instead of a gordita...

 

[L_Seven]

Well it really could've hurt her

I mean it was FAST food afterall

alien amp pharm-
is my hero!

 

[alien amp pharm]

alien amp pharm-
is my hero!

You're obviously the alter of either Nathan or Chaos Mage. They are the only ones that refer to me as such

or perhaps you just like corny jokes, in which case stick around 'cause I have plenty of them

 

[fyxgel2]

Man Charged With Chalupa Assault

DES MOINES, Iowa - A man who claimed he didn't get the taco he paid for has been charged with assault for allegedly pelting a Taco Bell clerk in the face with a chalupa.

Nancy Harrison told police she was working the drive-through Thursday night when Christopher Lame, 24, ordered some food.

He later came into the store, complaining he didn't get the taco he had ordered, police records say. Harrison said that when she asked for a receipt, he went back to his car and brought back the bag.

Harrison said she told him the store was closing, and as she turned away, a chalupa hit her in the face near her right eye. She said she ran into the parking lot and took down the license number as the motorist was driving away.

Lame was identified through the license number.

He is scheduled to appear in court June 15.

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!

I literally could not stop laughing after I read this!!

The best part: his last name is Lame.

 

[canadianhitman]

I can totally identify with wanting to assault a dumbfuck fast food employee. I have hurled a Whopper back into the kitchen of a Burger King before after they jerked me around three times on my order.

 

[BonerBoy]

he went back to his car and brought back the bag.

Harrison said she told him the store was closing

Thats bulshit

The charges will get dropped, she provoked him

The cops hate fast food workers to for always spitting in their food

 

[WalkingBeast]

dude shoulda threw it harder and knocked the bitch out. Then pissed on her face and shat on her chest. Thats the right thing to do.