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Yeah.. Yeah.. I know I am one but damn these things are funny.. LOL..
Besides I like the fact that people read them and think we are all that damn stupid then when they finally meet me they think I am a genius
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One day Boudreaux, him, he was sittin' in his coffee shop drinkin' a pop, when dis grate big fella come in and knocks him off da stool. The big fella say, "Dat was a karate chop frum Korea."
Boudreaux, him, he don't say nuttin', he jus get back on his stool an take anudder drink frum his pop.
WHAM! Da big fella knock Boudreaux down agin an' say, "Dat was a judo chop frum Japan." Boudreaux still don't say nuttin', he jus get up an walk out of dat coffee shop.
Bout a hour later, Boudreaux come back in an witout sayin nuttin', he walk up to dat big fella an WHACK! he knock dat big fella off his stool an knock him out cold.
Den Boudreaux tell da manager, "Mais, wen he wake tell him dat was a crowbar from da Home Depot."
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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to go fishing one morning at the pond in back of Boudreaux's house. It was dark and when they reached the pond they realized they wanted to cross to the other side. But they couldn't walk around and had no boat or pirogue to cross in. Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux and said, "Mais Boudreaux, how in the heck we gonna get across." Boudreaux said, "No problem, I'm gonna shine this here flashlight across the water and you gonna walk on the beam of light all the way across." Thibodeaux then says, "Mais, Boudreaux, you must think I'm stupid or something, cause just when I get halfway across you gonna turn off the light."
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One day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went to a job interview, da boss came out of his office and gave them a test. Well, it took about two hours to finish the test. The boss picked them up and graded them. When he finished, he came back out of his office and said, "Ya'll both did very well and passed the test. In fact ya'll scored the same grade." Then he told Boudreaux he got the job. All of a sudden Thibodeaux jumped up and said, "Well wait, if we both scored the same grade, them why does Boudreaux get the job?" Then the boss said, "Well because of your answers, for example, on number 25, Boudreaux wrote, 'I don't know,' and you wrote, 'me either.'"
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Besides I like the fact that people read them and think we are all that damn stupid then when they finally meet me they think I am a genius
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One day Boudreaux, him, he was sittin' in his coffee shop drinkin' a pop, when dis grate big fella come in and knocks him off da stool. The big fella say, "Dat was a karate chop frum Korea."
Boudreaux, him, he don't say nuttin', he jus get back on his stool an take anudder drink frum his pop.
WHAM! Da big fella knock Boudreaux down agin an' say, "Dat was a judo chop frum Japan." Boudreaux still don't say nuttin', he jus get up an walk out of dat coffee shop.
Bout a hour later, Boudreaux come back in an witout sayin nuttin', he walk up to dat big fella an WHACK! he knock dat big fella off his stool an knock him out cold.
Den Boudreaux tell da manager, "Mais, wen he wake tell him dat was a crowbar from da Home Depot."
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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to go fishing one morning at the pond in back of Boudreaux's house. It was dark and when they reached the pond they realized they wanted to cross to the other side. But they couldn't walk around and had no boat or pirogue to cross in. Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux and said, "Mais Boudreaux, how in the heck we gonna get across." Boudreaux said, "No problem, I'm gonna shine this here flashlight across the water and you gonna walk on the beam of light all the way across." Thibodeaux then says, "Mais, Boudreaux, you must think I'm stupid or something, cause just when I get halfway across you gonna turn off the light."
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One day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went to a job interview, da boss came out of his office and gave them a test. Well, it took about two hours to finish the test. The boss picked them up and graded them. When he finished, he came back out of his office and said, "Ya'll both did very well and passed the test. In fact ya'll scored the same grade." Then he told Boudreaux he got the job. All of a sudden Thibodeaux jumped up and said, "Well wait, if we both scored the same grade, them why does Boudreaux get the job?" Then the boss said, "Well because of your answers, for example, on number 25, Boudreaux wrote, 'I don't know,' and you wrote, 'me either.'"
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My head hurts to much to think of anything witty so I just copied and paste.. dats it suga!
