Magnesium Citrate

[DonCorleone562]

Just took some magnesuim citrate. Can you guys tell me what i'm in store for?? Is this a colon cleanser or just a laxative? I took the full 10oz. Hoping to drop a good 5lbs worth of intestinal junk.

 

[musclemom]

Um, what was the recommended dose?

 

[DonCorleone562]

Um, what was the recommended dose?

8oz

 

[musclemom]

8oz

Well, let's put it this way, tomorrow do not assume a fart is a fart, if you get my meaning. If you've never taken it before you don't know how it's going to react to your system, could blow your pipes out quite massively.

Magnesium works by basically pulling water into your intestines, consequentially, you might be thirsty as hell, drink and don't restrict salt, seriously, might throw your electrolytes off, might make your blood pressure go low, make you a little lightheaded.

I mean, there's all sorts of POTENTIAL effects if you google magnesium citrate, seriously.

Of course the boomerang of taking a "chemical" laxative (as opposed to extra fiber on a daily basis) is that you might NOT go for a day or two afterwards ... and that's how people end up getting hooked on laxatives.

 

[DonCorleone562]

Bro you're right on about the lightheaded part. That is all I feel up to now.....I better call in sick for work tomorrow dont want to spray a wet fart at work.

 

[DonCorleone562]

3 clean dumps in 2 hours....stuff works!

 

[macrophage69alpha]

tomorrow do not assume a fart is a fart,