Loyalty in a marriage

[hanselthecaretaker]

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."

 

[MichaelScott]

lol

 

[Smurfy]

lmao@!

 

[biteme]

Ha

 

[GoldenDelicious]

one of my ex girlfriends loved that joke

i was so upset when we broke up

then she got hugely disgustingly fat

then i laughed

hahaa!!!!

(this has nothing to do with the joke, but who gives a shit lol)

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

one of my ex girlfriends loved that joke

i was so upset when we broke up

then she got hugely disgustingly fat

then i laughed

hahaa!!!!

(this has nothing to do with the joke, but who gives a shit lol)

I was hoping I would see my ex before Christmas so I could give her a candy cane and say "Merrry Xmas!"

 

[princesa]

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."

omg imagine?? that sucks

 

[fistfullofsteel]

sweetness, love it

 

[captainahole]

lol that's priceless