lord have mercy....

[Bodhidogma]

.....i have the worst shit cramp....

 

[tripleV]

DOnt strain....you dont wanna be walking around with a donut to sit on

 

[WODIN]

Thanks for sharing. Try a brain muffin and some esspersso.

 

[studly1]

Triple V....stop messing around and put your boobies in your avatar. I've had enough of this.

lmao me 2

 

[Jord]

Dirty cockbeater

You don't need to shit Bodhidog, you're just looking for an excuse to go to the bathroom at work and beat off!
Bwahahaha!!!

 

[havoc]

Go to the nearest elementary school or hospital and order anything, that should help. peace

 

[Bodhidogma]

Re: Dirty cockbeater

You don't need to shit Bodhidog, you're just looking for an excuse to go to the bathroom at work and beat off!
Bwahahaha!!!

fucker

 

[Kahn]

When my kid was 7 he came into our bedroom and was crying he couldn't poop. My wife was all holy shit, he's a kid, this shouldn't happen. I went downstairs and whipped up 15 grams of creatine in a big cup and told him to drink it on the pot. He took about 10 minutes to drink it and another 20 and he was empty. Ahh the magical powers of cell volumizers