Looking for sarcastic remarks for pencil necks..

[Juice Tiger]

Who always make stupid cocky AS remarks.
So far ive got, "Dont ask me if I do AS and I wont ask you if you have a pencil dick"

I need some guys please help its going to a good cause!

 

[rugger]

I would love to beat the face,
Of any mother fucker that's thinkin' they can change me,
White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold,
If you're wantin' a piece of me I broke the mother fuckin' mold,

 

[TxLonghorn]

How about 'Come here and get your butt-lovin', I's partial to feminine men.'

Or punching them in the nose works right after you explain to them why 'roid-rage' is just a myth.

But the first one pretty much shuts them up. Of course, it could always backfire and you have some nelly fag for a date on Friday night.

Ah, what a conundrum.

 

[rugger]

Let me help you tie the rope around your neck,
Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge,
Let me help you hold the glock against your head
Let me help you tie the rope around your neck,
Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge,
Let me help you hold the glock up to your head,
Let me help to chain the weights onto your legs
Get on the plank fuck

 

[gethard1]

You eyeballin me?

Good, come over here so I can fu*k you like a little girl

 

[Juice Tiger]

"Would it make you feel any better if I told you I did?"- I like that one, heard that one in another thread.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Why say anything, just pick them up and snap them over your knee and be off with them. They should know never to ask a dumb question to someone juiced up and ready to roid rage on any pencil neck that mouths up without protection! Meaning a bazooka or M16

 

[Kurt Nubain]

I got more test in my upper outer quadrant than you will produce in your life.

 

[rushx79]

i shit harder than you train boy..

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

i shit harder than you train boy..

BO!

haha.

 

[thebabydoc]

I got more test in my upper outer quadrant than you will produce in your life.

That is funny, but I heard it's

More like you get more sperm in your mid-inner quadrant than May 1010!!!

but that would only be speculation...

 

[Citruscide]

Who always make stupid cocky AS remarks.
So far ive got, "Dont ask me if I do AS and I wont ask you if you have a pencil dick"

I need some guys please help its going to a good cause!

Whenever some little prick asks me if I use AS, I tell them "Would it make you feel better if I did?" ... always worked. I actually got that comment from someone on this board a while back.

C

 

[Lao Tzu]

would it make you feel better if i said i did seems to be a good one.

 

[theoak01]

anyone ever said that to someone? it seems good i just want to know the response they got