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LOOKING AT BREASTS MAKES MEN LIVE LONGER
... says New England Journal of Medicine
Staring at boobs for just 10 minutes is equal to 30 minutes of aerobics, says study.
Men can live longer, healthier, happier lives by taking time out everyday to stare at women's boobs!
In fact, new research published in the prestigious New England Journal of Medicine shows that 10 minutes of ogling a gal's hooters provides men with a cardiovascular workout equal to a 30-minute aerobics workout in the gym.
That means knocking back whiskeys in a topless bar, thumbing through a Playboy magazine or gazing at our luscious Page 5 Girl is probably better for most men than jogging like an idiot on a treadmill!
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," declared Dr. Karen Weatherby, the curvy German researcher who conducted the research.
She found in a massive, five-year study of 200 men that breast-oglers had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and a healthier pulse rate than timid men who fear staring at women's torpedoes.
"There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men healthier and our study proves it," explained Dr. Weatherby.
"Engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
Published on: November 13, 2001
LOOKING AT BREASTS MAKES MEN LIVE LONGER
... says New England Journal of Medicine
Staring at boobs for just 10 minutes is equal to 30 minutes of aerobics, says study.
Men can live longer, healthier, happier lives by taking time out everyday to stare at women's boobs!
In fact, new research published in the prestigious New England Journal of Medicine shows that 10 minutes of ogling a gal's hooters provides men with a cardiovascular workout equal to a 30-minute aerobics workout in the gym.
That means knocking back whiskeys in a topless bar, thumbing through a Playboy magazine or gazing at our luscious Page 5 Girl is probably better for most men than jogging like an idiot on a treadmill!
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," declared Dr. Karen Weatherby, the curvy German researcher who conducted the research.
She found in a massive, five-year study of 200 men that breast-oglers had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and a healthier pulse rate than timid men who fear staring at women's torpedoes.
"There is no question that gazing at women's breasts makes men healthier and our study proves it," explained Dr. Weatherby.
"Engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
Published on: November 13, 2001
