Long Flight...

[Warik]

Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The second guy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, took off his glasses and said to the first guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the first guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said the second guy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.

"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the first guy. "I have no idea."

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"Well, then," said the second guy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

 

[Saizen]

 

[MassiveGunz]

I dont get that one but I get this plane joke:

A guy flys in from mexcio and says "I just flew here from mexico....and boy are my aarms tired!"

LOL. My dad would say that one everytime.

 

[beastboy]

I dont get that one but I get this plane joke:

A guy flys in from mexcio and says "I just flew here from mexico....and boy are my aarms tired!"

LOL. My dad would say that one everytime.

Who is your dad? I bet he's rich and a CEO for a large company.

 

[Warik]

A guy flys in from mexcio and says "I just flew here from mexico....and boy are my aarms tired!"

Was that how they got so "Massive?"

-Warik

 

[MassiveGunz]

Was that how they got so "Massive?"

-Warik

LAMO!!!!

I am gonna say that to my dad next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Warik]

Does he have massive gunz too?

-Warik

 

[MassiveGunz]

Does he have massive gunz too?

-Warik

His arms are pretty big for a natural guy.
Mostly cuz its cuz he worksi n the landfill (he gets all mad if i call it the dump) so he has to haul shit around all day. Actually he drives a huge tractor there but sometimes there are old fridges or big things that block his way so he has to get out and move them.
Hes fat to, but hey hes a dad and what dads arent a little fat?

Fuck I hate my manager.

 

[AAP]

Please post a naked pic of your fast ass dumpster driving dad.

So Fat Twitch Faggot will see himself in 10 years.

 

[MassiveGunz]

Please post a naked pic of your fast ass dumpster driving dad.

So Fat Twitch Faggot will see himself in 10 years.

Bro thats just harsh.
Im not gay and my dad isnt either ok?????????
The only time I ever see him nude is on 4th of july when he gets super high and hits the beer bong. I dont take any pics thogh because thats gross bro and aunt Leona says not to take pics.
LOL same shit every year bro.
You are being a dick and I dont know why.
And its not a dumpster its a plow to be true.

 

[AAP]

Naked at a beer bong.....

 

[MassiveGunz]

LOL yeah APP jul 4 is crazy ass shit at my place bro.
Last year my uncle bob got wasted and puked in my other uncle Bobs shoe.
Well Bob goes to put his shoe on and skwishs it into this gross puke and shit. So then he wips off his sock and throse it at my other uncle Bob cuz we're dying of laughing. The sock flies into one of the kids chili and she starts crying like crazy cuz theres a puke sock in her dinner.
So Bob is chasing Bob around with one sock and one shoe on and all of a sudden the dog gets in the way and bob trips over the dog and smashes his head on the bbq. So now theres puke and socks and blood and chili all over and my dad is standing there naked and it was just super funny.