LOL awesome

[Smurfy]

I was walking home from the grocery store. It was getting near dark. Some dude pulled up next to me on the street in his BMW, rolled down the tinted window and says NEED A RIDE?? "uh, no" I tell him then i give a little giggle. He is still there rolling real slow next to me, looking like I must be lying, I must need a ride. Then he rolled off. That was kinda weird.

 

[Lestat]

holy shit!!! I wonder what woulda happened if you woulda gotten in.

Would you have done it if you were single?

He must have liked what he saw.. can't say i blame him.

 

[BOWTECH]

Let me read between the lines for you.....What he was trying to say is "you wanna get laid" lol

 

[Smurfy]

lol Would I have gotten into the car with a stranger?? Um what do I look like (dont answer that), a moron? (dont answer that either).

Never would I do that A) Im too scared and B) Im too shy.

Also, yes I did cut all my hair off.

 

[Gambino]

damn, fuckin shady...did he think you were working them streets?

 

[nutsnack]

so basically he thought u were an 11 year old puerto rican boy and was trying to lure you into his car so he could molest you?

 

[SoreArms]

you could of made some extra cheddar

 

[Smurfy]

lol yeah i dont know what would make him think I would actually get into the car, especially since my son was riding his bike a few yards in front of me LOL

yeah, let me leave my kid here and go for a fucking joyride, paisano.

 

[nutsnack]

lol yeah i dont know what would make him think I would actually get into the car, especially since my son was riding his bike a few yards in front of me LOL

yeah, let me leave my kid here and go for a fucking joyride, paisano.

u dont know if it would have been fucking.. lets not jump to conclusions it could have just been head for a bill!