Lmao....Office Space

[H_T_]

the opening when they're all riding to work.........Michael Bolton, gangsta-rappin', turns it down and locks his door when he sees the black guy sellin' flowers walk by him.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

the opening when they're all riding to work.........Michael Bolton, gangsta-rappin', turns it down and locks his door when he sees the black guy sellin' flowers walk by him.

I love that whole movie...

 

[Rex]

Great movie.

Sure Michael Bolton was a cool name. Until that no talent ass clown showed up.

 

[H_T_]

sounds like somebodys got a case of the mondays.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you fucked LUMBERG?!

 

[BradG]

best thread ever!

 

[H_T_]

why don't you go ahead and move a little to the left..........

 

[BradG]

no, but, there's no more room. no...

 

[H_T_]

PC load letter?? what the fuck does that mean?

 

[string_bean00]

One of my favorites. I should watch the DVD again sometime soon.

 

[Rex]

Show her my OH face.

 

[BradG]

yeah, if things go well I might be showing her my oh face...... OHHHHH, OHHHHH, OHHHHH.......

 

[H_T_]

give her a ride on the ole' bone rollercoaster.


it's on Bravo right now.

 

[BradG]

i'd say in an average week I probably do 15 minutes of actual work.

 

[H_T_]

lmao@ "the Bobs".

 

[BradG]

No! the pleasure is all on this side of the table.

 

[H_T_]

what would you do if you had a million dollars?? "i'd do 2 chicks at the same time."

next Friday is hawaiian shirt day..........

 

[Rex]

Nazir Naganna....Naganna Not gonna work here anymore.

 

[BradG]

Yeah... just so you know, today isn't a half day or anything. We started at the regular time.

 

[H_T_]

every day is the worse day of my life.

 

[Devastation]

i wouldn't say i've been missing it, bob

 

[BradG]

MAN, that's fucked up! sorry.

 

[H_T_]

Cockgobblers!

 

[Devastation]

i'm gonna need you to go ahead and move your desk down to storage b, so we can make room here for some boxes and stuff

 

[H_T_]

yeah. hi. it's bill lumberg.again.

 

[BradG]

they've moved my desk three times. Three times. And I used to be over by the window and and and I could see the squirrels and they were merry....

 

[H_T_]

i was told i could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume.

 

[H_T_]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

 

[BradG]

I'm going to go to federal, pound me in the ass, prison.

 

[H_T_]

i told those fudge-packers i liked michael boltons music.

 

[BradG]

HEY, Peter, man! Turn on channel 7! It's the breast exam!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Tell you what I'd do, man...2 chicks at the same time.

 

[75th]

Yeah, hi, its Bill Lumberg..........yeah HI, its Bill............yeah, its Bill Lumberg again, just checking to see if you called while I was gone......

 

[H_T_]

hi. my name is Steve. i was addicted to crack.

 

[75th]

...hes also been having some problems with his TPS reports.

 

[H_T_]

the key is to kick someones ass the first day or become someones bitch.

 

[CFZB]

 

[H_T_]

sweet.

 

[BradG]

that, I can not top.

 

[CFZB]

that, I can not top.

lol..

You Could Say Something About The

Stapler Guy.

He Was Awsome.

 

[H_T_]

Milton Waddams; big grains of salt!

 

[BradG]

lol..

You Could Say Something About The

Stapler Guy.

He Was Awsome.

Can do!

..... Then they switched to the Boston but I kept my Swingline cause it's better and it didnt' bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline...

Uh huh,.... that's great, Miltion....

 

[CFZB]

 

[Lumberg]

i'm gonna need you to go ahead and move your desk down to storage b, so we can make room here for some boxes and stuff

ok but now I'm going to have to burn down the building

Ever notice that both Milton and Lumberg are in Dodgeball?!?!?

 

[H_T_]

well, Lumberg fucked her..........

 

[Razorguns]

It's a..

Jump...

to ...

conclusions Mat! A mat with conclusions .. that you ... JUMP..to!

 

[H_T_]

It's a..

Jump...

to ...

conclusions Mat! A mat with conclusions .. that you ... JUMP..to!

you think the pet rock was a good idea?

 

[Razorguns]

you think the pet rock was a good idea?

"You know there are people on this world that don't have to put up with this shit? Like that guy, who invented the pet rock, you see thats what you have to do. You have to use your mind, and come up with a really good idea like that and you can make millions and never have to work again. You think he pet rock was a really good idea? Sure it was! The guy made a million dollars!"

http://www.xourque.net/oswav.html

 

[H_T_]

it's not gonna be a resort prison; it's gonna be a federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison!