listen up you muvgas

[swole]

I got bullets on the button.

and

I just flopped the nuts.

whatchu thinkboutit?

 

[hotzie]

awe een

 

[hamstershaver]

what flopped? btw its not the nuts, tell me the flop and i will beat you

 

[hotzie]

what flopped? btw its not the nuts, tell me the flop and i will beat you

have u been on UB lately ?

 

[hamstershaver]

have u been on UB lately ?

i played a little bit last week

 

[swole]

what flopped? btw its not the nuts, tell me the flop and i will beat you

ace, ace, king

listen, if you think you're going to get slick and tell me you are on a straight flush draw, fold now, it ain't coming

 

[hamstershaver]

ace, ace, king

listen, if you think you're going to get slick and tell me you are on a straight flush draw, fold now, it ain't coming

yes i am, that ace and king that flopped are spades and hammy chan is holding the q j of spades
eyetalian kid checks hoping to catch hammy chan in a bluff, but no hammy chan checks also
turn comes 4 h
the eyetalian kid pushes in half his stack, hammy chan looks at the glue gel in the eyetalian kids hair and thinks hes full of shit trying to buy the pot, hammy chan calls
river comes 10s
eyetailian kid goes awe een dreaming about all the hair gel hes about to buy with the win
hammy chan calls and turns over the nuts
eyetalian kid goes and hangs himself

 

[swole]

lol

but i just won the bad beat bonus, we awe ween today!

 

[Dunk]

yes i am, that ace and king that flopped are spades and hammy chan is holding the q j of spades
eyetalian kid checks hoping to catch hammy chan in a bluff, but no hammy chan checks also
turn comes 4 h
the eyetalian kid pushes in half his stack, hammy chan looks at the glue gel in the eyetalian kids hair and thinks hes full of shit trying to buy the pot, hammy chan calls
river comes 10s
eyetailian kid goes awe een dreaming about all the hair gel hes about to buy with the win
hammy chan calls and turns over the nuts
eyetalian kid goes and hangs himself

thats when i lean over and puke on Mr Yellow next me.

 

[NJjuice22]

http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPBios/CityWokOwner.jpg

 

[Lestat]

where is the EF poker for karma!!!

 

[swole]

http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPBios/CityWokOwner.jpg

welcoh to shitty wok!!!

 

[NJjuice22]

welcoh to shitty wok!!!

try da shitty pork!

 

[Dunk]

i said poke flied lice you plick

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i don't understand a fucking thing going on in this thread?

Are you guys playing strip poker

 

[bluehen]

Slow play it, you'll have all of hammy's karma.

 

[Dunk]

Slow play it, you'll have all of hammy's karma.

why do you think hes piling it up so much.

he is just going to lose it to me

 

[redshirt27se]

what sites do you guys play on? i use empirepoker, its exactly the same as partypoker, but offer better bonuses and tournaments.