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List your Elite Member Predictions for 2002

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Mdguy

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Ok, try to summon all of your psychic abilites and predict the future for some of your favorite Elite members.

*PAUSE FOR INTENSE CONTEMPLATION*

A couple visions have appeared before me:


1- Captain Insano will get tired of his regular "Chinese takeout' menu this year and start enjoying the exotic tastes of an 'Indian Buffet'

2-Agent Shagwell will finally get "shagged well" after a long dry spell. (BTW I can help you with this one hon)

3-I see former board member May1010 being gang sodomed with a tire iron by a group of Hell's Angels...be careful Loren!

4-More kids in Wodin's life.. (I can't seem to pinpoint if it is of the human or goat variety though)

5-A hidden code will be found in Smallmovesal's messages on Elite which will prophesize the end of the world and later it will be found that a 23th century Pleidian is being channeled through her with the goal of saving humanity from extinction. ..and you all thought her posts were useless?

6-George Spellwin will form the Elite Flabness Board to cater to the mass populous using the internet and become the next Jeff Bezos in the process as he sells a triple threat consisting of oversized twinkies, ho-ho's, and swiss rolls by the millions.


Just kidding everybody I mentioned...... :)

Anbody else have any predictions?
 
Smallmovesal will gain an unheard-of 30lbs of rock solid muscle in an attempt to set a record by pressing Danielson's fat ass over her head.

Bouncer will lose an unheard-of 50lbs to look like the rest of us and fit through doors without being buttered on both sides.

TripleV will quit fuckin around with these little boys and finally in the supreme show of love, move to Chi to be with her one true superstud! Hmmm....who could that be?
 
after july 6 puc and daised will no longer post because all their free time will be used making love.
 
freak show will open for the icy hot stuntaz on his way to becoming the world's first white rapstar to shave lines in his hair and force it into an unnatural shape... all this while proclaiming that he is from the mean streets of detroit since his momma was a whore and his daddy was a pimp.

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daised said:
after july 6 puc and daised will no longer post because all their free time will be used making love.
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did you just use the phrase "making love"???

if you are gonna make us puke, you might as well say you will "make sweet sweet love"

I prefer the term "hot sweaty screaming donkey sex"
 
smallmovesal said:

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I soooooo had those pants. I like my prediction:)

HappyScrappy will invest all his money in elderly porn. Stock will go up but HS will get greedy and keep his money in until it bottoms out a week later. Destitute, desparate, and lonely HS will begin his new career as a gigolo on Senior Cruises.
 
As an optimistic person today (most of the time)...I predict everyone here will achieve their goals, become rich, and run off with their dream date, inherit millions of dollars, and have their own video....LOL...seriously, I do predict everyone here to achieve their goals this year and to have a great year....is that optimistic for ya?:)
 
Well, you wanted it, you got it. Austin 3:16 is going to shave his nuts when the real Austin gets his ass kicked by the return of Triple H. He will then change his name to finally come back to his original name after Austin regains his championship. Unfortunetly, 3:16 won't be training anymore after he ate his balls because they looked appetizing to him without the hair. He will just hang around the board losing slowy his shape. What? because I said so! And that's the bottom line.

joke, we are friends. Aren't we?
 
My predictions have come to me in a revelation, not unlike that of the infamous Nostradamus.

Smallmovesal's hymen, contrary to popular beliefs, while intact will meet it's demise while consuming a particularly potent wine-cooler while visiting the zoo with Happy Scrappy. The next morning, she will awaken out of her drunken comatose state, next to the very same red-assed baboon that was in my avatar. She will find a light in his eyes, that she never saw before in any other person and fall madly in love, despite his bright red ass. She will go down in history as the first inter-species marriage in Canada. The monkey will gain it's Canadian visa through marriage, also making him the first Canadian-Baboon citizen.

Happy Scrappy will meet his own demise while assisting a senior citizen across the street. The elderly woman quickly see's through his faux act of kindness, when Scrap places his quivering hands upon her wrinkly bottom. The cane blow to the head sends poor Scrappy to the hospital where he makes a speedy recovery but must spend several weeks for observation. While there, a large male nurse's duty to sponge bathe Scrappy quickly evolves into full blown romance but this also helps him recover from his amnesia. In a fit of lover's rage, the male nurse pummels poor scrap to death with his bedpan catching his former lover with a lovely llama known as vicky. Afterwards, a small article in the obituaries recognizes his passing with a final reminder that he was a friend to both man and beast.

Who else wants their future told?
 
thank you for your kind prediction justin timberfag.

i thought of you today as i attempted to get you some stickers of nsync from the machine at the grocery store.

you realise i could drive down a few hours and beat your ass as it currently stands, right? :D
 
I've ironed my Karate Gi for you. Let's go, bitch!

We can meet halfway where I'll use my patented WWF move.
 
toga22 said:




LOL.....Don't tempt me! :angel:
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Does that mean you have a prediction that you think will come true then? And no I don't want something obvious like "Austin will continue to annoy Togas"
 
freak show finally gives out enough hummers to get the money to finish his sex change operation and have a tatoo on his ass with the words 'insert here'
 
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