two baboons walking in the woods....suddenly they are both taking a shit...Austin says to SSJ
"Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
SSJ says "No"
So Austin wipes his ass with SSJ....
and they are back to walking in the woods again...
while walking back they find some cracked out hooker in the park...
So low on funds she asks if either of them in interested in a blow for a buck type deal....
...so, because of the cocktease of turning down a lay, the two red assed baboon's two red cocks are pertruding from their fur and they happen to poke the park ranger in the head knocking off his hat.