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Lets say you go into a store.

Dunk

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a WALLET store. And you purchase a wallet. Then you go back into that store say 4 days later with the wallet you bought. Go back to the shelf you got it from, and put the item back. You actually return the wallet without them knowing.

But when you do it act all shady like your up to something so some dude in the store thinks your tryin to shoplift a wallet. But in actuality your doing the complete opposite. Your uppin this son of a bitches inventory by 1!!

He wont know that though becuase i mean who really smuggles items back into a store without getting your money back. So when they try and call the cops on you be like "listen bitch!! check your mothafuckin inventory before i get midevil on ya rass. I gurantee youll come up +1 in the wallet dept skank!!"

then when they do the inventory you can be like:

Me 1
You guys 0

grab your crotch and shake it like u mean it

then when everyone cant believe what they are seeing and are staring at you in silence be like

"i drink pieces of shit like you's for my post workout shake what what"

and be out. yeh i think im gonna do that.
 
LMAO

another classic dunk post, you deserve a pictoral thread

coming soon, to an EF C&C near joo!
 
Dunk Corleone said:
grab your crotch and shake it like u mean it then when everyone cant believe what they are seeing and are staring at you in silence be like "i drink pieces of shit like you's for my post workout shake what what" and be out. yeh i think im gonna do that.
Sorry man, I don't get it. Is that supposed to be funny?
 
hidngod said:
Sorry man, I don't get it. Is that supposed to be funny?

no dude. its not. thats what your not getting.

you know what. just get the fuck out of my thread.

some of you fuggin canadians kill me.
 
lol
 
Dunk Corleone said:
how about i put YOU in the wallet like the maple leaf that you are.


your screwed on the inventory thing, because some punk (like the one working the register) just swiped one of the exact same wallet's........They will be like "bitch our inventory in straight, your busted" and then THEY grab your crotch and shake like the :rainbow: they are. :mix:
 
needtogrow said:
your screwed on the inventory thing, because some punk (like the one working the register) just swiped one of the exact same wallet's........They will be like "bitch our inventory in straight, your busted" and then THEY grab your crotch and shake like the :rainbow: they are. :mix:

ahhhh interesting..
































now get the fuck out of my thread!!!
 
then u find out the security guard is a big tall ex-con black prison jive who bust yo ass so hard, it make you cry for yo momma.
 
crak600 said:
Post more pics of the chick in your avatar or get the fuck out of this thread Dunk.

oh i get it.

you start lifting again.

get your muscles back

go plat

start posting on EF

in MY fuckin threads with out MY permission.

u fuckin Pennsylvanians kill me.
 
Dunk Corleone said:
oh i get it.

you start lifting again.

Been doing that since the beginning of June. Feels good to not be injured.

get your muscles back

Working on that one, and then some.


It just happened. I'm still trying to figure out who I owe a blowjob to.

start posting on EF

START? Eh, according to my post count, I'm beyond "starting."

in MY fuckin threads with out MY permission.

I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

u fuckin Pennsylvanians kill me.

My aim is pretty good.


So, where's the fawkin pics?
 
crak600 said:
So, where's the fawkin pics?

have your wife or girlfriend or who ever it is that you eat 9 pound burgers with sign this permission slip for you to look at pix of other chicks and ill think about it.
 
anyone else reminded of that educational commercial in which dude is buying a wallet from some asian shopkeepers?
 
very nice, crak has his permission slip signed!
 
Dunk Corleone said:
your not canadian but you can still see your way outta my thread, skank.

I'm starting to lose respect for you with post like these ,and then there's your location... :worried:

Dude.......you're slippin
 
Deterass said:
I'm starting to lose respect for you with post like these ,and then there's your location... :worried:

Dude.......you're slippin

listen man. when you do the weeds you think of some crazy shit aright!

im still waiting for someone to go jerkoff in a deep fryer full of oil to see what happens.

im thinking egg drop soup city.
 
Dunk Corleone said:
listen man. when you do the weeds you think of some crazy shit aright!

im still waiting for someone to go jerkoff in a deep fryer full of oil to see what happens.

im thinking egg drop soup city.

LOL @ fried zeppolis
 
Dunk Corleone said:
listen man. when you do the weeds you think of some crazy shit aright!

im still waiting for someone to go jerkoff in a deep fryer full of oil to see what happens.

im thinking egg drop soup city.

crack head!
 
Dunk Corleone said:
listen man. when you do the weeds you think of some crazy shit aright!

im still waiting for someone to go jerkoff in a deep fryer full of oil to see what happens.

im thinking egg drop soup city.

I'm getting a new deep fryer soon. Maybe I can finish off the old one in style?
 
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