Lets hear your worst cockblocking experience

[anabolicmd]

I had a girl come and visit me once but she couldnt stay with me at the time so I put her up in a hotel where my friends worked. I was going to take her to a few parks, the beach etc and of course I was hoping that wed finally consumate our little relationship, but I wasnt expecting or suggesting it. Everything was great the first night, I picked her up at the airport went out to eat, dropped her at the hotel, and was ready to get going tomorrow morning. We were both in a great mood, it was going to be a weekend to remember. Well, I show up at her room the next morning and I feel a weird vibe. Shes eyeing me very suspiciously and is not smiling at all. So I ask her whats up and she asks me "Did you bring me down here just for sex?" and I say no, of course not and it was true I didnt, I swear. I was kind of hoping wed click again and wed hookup but I didnt just bring her down for sex, I really, really liked her and wanted to hang out and have fun. So she says "theres a message on my phone but I think its for you" so I pick up the hotel room phone and theres a message from my friend Matt from the front desk. This is how it went "Hey man whatcha donig? Oh youre not picking up huh? Yeah your laying the pipe arent ya you lucky bastard your getting some pussy finally it was about time! Well when you are done fucking her brains out give me a call down here Im bored as hell"
I guess he just "assumed" I was spending the night and he "assumed" that Id listen to the messages in HER room and I suppose he assumed that she wouldnt mind if everyone assumed she was in town just to fuck yours truly. Anyway, she was totally stiff for the rest of the weekend and when she left wrote me a stupid note about how shes sorry my plans to get laid didnt work out...by far the greatest act of cockblockage ever...he had no reason, he never met the girl, he stood to gain nothing, yet he blocked me anyway. Three years later and Im still pissed.

 

[fogg88]

There's no statute of limitations on revenge. I hope you're going to do something to remedy this, if you haven't already...

 

[anabolicmd]

There's no statute of limitations on revenge. I hope you're going to do something to remedy this, if you haven't already...

No, hes a good friend, I laughed it off although I do bust his balls every so often.

 

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Who was paying for the hotel? The Plane? The food? If she was giving you the blow off, sex or not, you should have told her that she was on her own. Said bye and walked out. Let her cover everything and deal with the mess. When someone is going to be a bitch then let them suffer the consequences.

Better yet if the room was actually yours. You should have called a $200/hr whore and told her to leave for a few hours.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I was fucking this hot chicks brains out. The bed was extremely noisy and so was she. Some idiot in the house banged on the door and asked "what is going on in there?" Then he stepped in.

What a dumb stupid jackass.

 

[anabolicmd]

Who was paying for the hotel? The Plane? The food? If she was giving you the blow off, sex or not, you should have told her that she was on her own. Said bye and walked out. Let her cover everything and deal with the mess. When someone is going to be a bitch then let them suffer the consequences.

Better yet if the room was actually yours. You should have called a $200/hr whore and told her to leave for a few hours.

I was paying for everything but I wasnt mad at her at all, she didnt want to be a booty call and I understand that. It was my bumbass friend who spooked her that Im mad at.

 

[John G]

I was fucking this hot chicks brains out. The bed was extremely noisy and so was she. Some idiot in the house banged on the door and asked "what is going on in there?" Then he stepped in.

What a dumb stupid jackass.

LoL!

 

[anabolicmd]

I was fucking this hot chicks brains out. The bed was extremely noisy and so was she. Some idiot in the house banged on the door and asked "what is going on in there?" Then he stepped in.

What a dumb stupid jackass.

I had a friend from Canada visiting and he brought a friend who did that to me. Hes knocking on my door like
"whats going on in there and he kept trying to peek in when I opened the door just a crack...like he was expecting to come in or something. I asked my friend about t the next day and he said "Oh Trevor never gets laid"

 

[white boy]

My friend f*cked me over like that while still in high school, I ran into a couple of chicks at the 7/11 so invited over to drink some beer (parents were gone for the wk end) it was just me, a couple of friends & them, so I ended up getting lucky with this one chick but my friend kept coming in the room being an asshole and she was worried about her reputation but I assured her I would'nt tell anyone
so the next monday at school, I see her at lunch and go over to her table to talk to her, because she's kinda cute and gave the best blow job I ever had at the time, so I look over my shoulder and everyone at the next table allready knows the whole story because they are being loud and making jokes, so she would'nt talk to me again after that and I never got to hook up with her again because of my friends big mouth
that was a yrs ago and it still pisses me off

 

[Sebass67]

How bout some loyal non cock blockage...when your sitting outside the hotel room...going to the 7-11 with a bud to get fucking condoms...waiting some more...just so he can get some action...talk about me being a good guy about it...when i got back in he was trying to convince her to give me a BJ too...lol

 

[biteme]

My friend f*cked me over like that while still in high school, I ran into a couple of chicks at the 7/11 so invited over to drink some beer (parents were gone for the wk end) it was just me, a couple of friends & them, so I ended up getting lucky with this one chick but my friend kept coming in the room being an asshole and she was worried about her reputation but I assured her I would'nt tell anyone
so the next monday at school, I see her at lunch and go over to her table to talk to her, because she's kinda cute and gave the best blow job I ever had at the time, so I look over my shoulder and everyone at the next table allready knows the whole story because they are being loud and making jokes, so she would'nt talk to me again after that and I never got to hook up with her again because of my friends big mouth
that was a yrs ago and it still pisses me off

What an asshole.

 

[white boy]

How bout some loyal non cock blockage...when your sitting outside the hotel room...going to the 7-11 with a bud to get fucking condoms...waiting some more...just so he can get some action...talk about me being a good guy about it...when i got back in he was trying to convince her to give me a BJ too...lol

I got a story like that but that would be a whole nother thread

 

[white boy]

What an asshole.

yeah a real dumbass to, the one time he finally gets laid, I mean this girl is like one of the sweatest girls & good looking to, way better than any of his girl friends, so what does he do after he nails her? throws sand on her and then takes off running so he can tell everyone what he just did
f*cking prick!

 

[Bullit]

Ihe had no reason, he never met the girl, he stood to gain nothing, yet he blocked me anyway. Three years later and Im still pissed.

Cockblocking is done on purpose.
Mistakes that wreck action isnt cockblockage.

That said your buddy is either a fucking asshole, or a fucking retard.

What was his excuse for it?

 

[anabolicmd]

Re: Re: Lets hear your worst cockblocking experience

Cockblocking is done on purpose.
Mistakes that wreck action isnt cockblockage.

That said your buddy is either a fucking asshole, or a fucking retard.

What was his excuse for it?

He was trying to be funny I guess. I guess he was being stupid, I dont know. He prolly didnt think she would get that offended.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Back when I was a sophomore in high school, I was hanging out w/ 3 of my best guy friends and this one girl was stopping by my buddies house. So, it was every man for himself. Whenever the girl got there, my friend Sean wasn't in the room and when she asked where he was, I told her that he was upstairs taking a dump.

That made me laugh to myself, cause I thought, 1 down, 3 to go - especially after she said it was gross that he was pooping. One of my other friends just looked at me, busted out in to laughter and said that was one of the funniest things and best moves he had ever witnessed. Even my friend that was just rolling a doob or something and that I claimed was taking a dump busted out in to laughter when he found out what I did.

 

[Spanky11]

I was paying for everything but I wasnt mad at her at all, she didnt want to be a booty call and I understand that. It was my bumbass friend who spooked her that Im mad at.

wow, you paid for her flight, hotel, meals, and probably a few nights out...... are you a fucking idiot or something? You actually put out all that money on this girl don't even get laid afterwards? Fuck that shit! If you ever spend more than twenty or thirty bucks on a girl - any girl, it's mutually understood that you'll be knocking it out later that night.

If not, you can bet there's some greasy, tattooed bad boy she pages when you're not around for booty calls and my bet is that the bad boy has never spent a dime on her.

I guess it must be differnt in the US, but here, unless she is a wife/gf, I would not drop a single dime on any girl.

As for your friend "cock blocking" you, I wouldn't be too concerned, you probably weren't going to get any action from her anyway.

 

[Lumberg]

Oh my god I feel
so sorry for you white boy
and anabolicmd

 

[theoak01]

my buddy and I girls house he knows about 2 yrs ago and she was totally into me and we are sitting around drinking and she asks me if I want to fuck,I was down with it but my buddy pulled the I dont feel good lets go shit,so Im like whatever I can fuck another day(trying to be a good friend) and I ask for her number and she says well just get it from chris, well the cunt wouldnt give it to me and it was unlisted and I havent saw her since,I still bitch at him for it when I am drinking

 

[CAESAR7]

LOL! This shit is too funny!

 

[anabolicmd]

wow, you paid for her flight, hotel, meals, and probably a few nights out...... are you a fucking idiot or something? You actually put out all that money on this girl don't even get laid afterwards? Fuck that shit! If you ever spend more than twenty or thirty bucks on a girl - any girl, it's mutually understood that you'll be knocking it out later that night.

If not, you can bet there's some greasy, tattooed bad boy she pages when you're not around for booty calls and my bet is that the bad boy has never spent a dime on her.

I guess it must be differnt in the US, but here, unless she is a wife/gf, I would not drop a single dime on any girl.

As for your friend "cock blocking" you, I wouldn't be too concerned, you probably weren't going to get any action from her anyway.

Oh yeah?